dum guy was

dum guy was
dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!
  

May, 18 2010     160 chars (1 sms)     2112 views       Funny

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Student - Sorry Ma''am,
I Didn''t Realize, U
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Yesterday In My Dream You

Were Counting Lot Of Money.



But



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Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
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Night & Moon.

Music & Songs.

Roses & Love.


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Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
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.
tu sunday te awain ga.


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When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
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" i looked back at the moon & said

"OEY KOE BANDA GHAREB V HUNDA EY"



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Rha The
Dost Us k Barey Me
Kisi Ko Bata Rha Tha k
Ye Barey Namazi, Rarhaizgar
Aur Muttaqi Hyn

Pathan Namaz Tor Kr
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Only 10% Girls Play Games Like
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Bcoz 90% Girls Are Playing With
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Aishwrya Is A
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Saniya Mirza
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Tenis Star

Wasim Is A
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"HumAyuN" Is A

SMS STAR.!!
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Is JuMLe Ki Urdu BAtAo
"My BrothEr CAn't Cook."


BAngALi:
"HAmArE BhAi K0 PokhAnA NAi AtA"... ;->














sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->