Marriage is a three ring

Marriage is a three ring
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
  

May, 24 2010     83 chars (1 sms)     2201 views       Funny

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Businessman explaining
the reason for having 2
wives



"monopoly is always
damaging



and



competition improves
service".:->
Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy Need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
"0321-6307893"
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->
A Boy Sat On A Train
Chewing Gum & Staring
Vacantly Into Space,
Whn Suddenly An Old Woman
Sitting Opposite Said
''Its No Good You Talking To Me,
Young Man, I''m Stone Deaf'' ;->
Height of Bindaasness..
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Keep reminder in ur mobile that says,..
"Exams start today, Attend it!"
A man was driving car zigzag & rashly.
Traffic cop caught him.
Man:sir I am learning driving.
Cop:without instructor?
Man: ye correspondance course hai bhai.
Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanji bhi SMS pad sakte hain,
Ye SMS apko final testing ke liye bheja ja raha hai..
Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!!!.
admi malik makan say;ap k makan may jaga jaga chohy nachty hy! malik makan' To 5000/ main kia madhori a k nachy gi.
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
Circuit: Bhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalat Kyun Kehte Hai?


Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
Pathan:-

ALLAH tu mujhe
100 Rs
de ga to
50 Rs
teri rah main dounga


Raste main usko 50 Rs mile

Pathan Bola:-
ya ALLAH

itna bi bharosa nahi tha apney pehle hee kaat liye pasey
u get rich naturally as u grow old:silver in ur hair, gold in ur teeth, sugar in ur blood, stones in ur kidney & never supply of GAS...:-p :D