Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!