two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai
Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money?
Girl: Oh! Daddy, U men are all alike, that''s exactly what he asked me about you!