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Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.
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Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.
Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.
Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.
Kaki kaki
Han baybay
Phak lee chenei,
Na babey
Jhoot mardi
Na babey
Lawan juti
Na babey
Khol botha
Ha ha ha...
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wife tum ne kabhi s
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I want to Check!!!
Some Error is There!!!
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Par Aata Nahi Hai!!!
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