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May, 18 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2075 views       Funny

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Wife:
Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon,
TALAAQ Ka Notice Bhej Doongi !!

Husband:
Ja Ja, Meethi Meethi Baatai''n
Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish
Mat Ker ... ;->

Ek Aurat
Mahir-e-Nafsiyat k Pas
Gai Aur Kehne Lagi:
"Me Apne Chote Bete
Ki Waja Se Bht
Pareshan Hn, Wo Mitti
k Laddu Bna Bna k
Khata Hy"

Doctor:"Fikr Ki Baat
Nhi, Bara Hoga Tou
Khud Hi Adat Chooth
Jayegi"

Aurat:"Dr. Koi Fori Elaaj
Bataye''n Wrna Mere
Bete KI Dono Biwia''n Ro
Ro k Pagal Ho Jaye''n
Gi " ;->
Jalebi Ko Female Dish Kyun Kaha Jata Hai?
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Kyun K Ye Kabhi Seedhi Nahi Ho Sakti.
Ek Khan Sahb Sey Koi Puchta Hey K "Time Kya Horaha Hey" ???

Khan: Baj Kr 10 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 15 mint
Fir Puchta He Boltey Hen
Khan: Baj Kr 20 mint

Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
Khan: Kaisey Bta0n Merey Ghari Mein Ghantey Ki S0en Hey Nhi Hey
Nwton''s 5th law:
Duniya gool hai..
" chuha billi ke darta hai, billi kutay say, kuta admi say, admi biwi say, or biwi chuhay say..!!
Hence proved. Duniya gool hai..!!
What does a hen think when a cock runs after her?




















She thinks: I hope I''m running not too fast. . . ;->
Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage :
Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman
Student To teacher : Kia Ye Sahi hai K Bache Qaum Ka Sarmaya Aur Qaum Ka Mstaqbil hain....???

Teacher:Haan Bilkul....

Student: Tou Phir Hukumat Is K Izaafe Se Pareshaan Kion Hai.... ??? ;->
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
A Boy Shying 2 Propose A Girl, Finally Propozd In A Unique Way:-



"Kya Tum
Tumhari
Chita Ko
Aag
Lagane Ka
Adhikar
Mujhe
Dogi.


Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.