1 Pagal khane

1 Pagal khane
1 Pagal khane me bht sare Pagal nach rahy thy,
in ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha

Dr ny pucha

tum q khamosh bethy ho?
Pagal ny kaha

bewaquf me ''Dulhan'' hon:
  

May, 25 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2500 views       Funny

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Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,
ik baynam se mohabbt mery nam kr do,
ik subha ko milo or sham kr do,
OR sham tak mery ghar ka sara kam kr do..;-)

"Ek Larki Ki Dua"

Qasam Sy Hr Larke
Ko Bhula Doon Gi
Sab Hi Ki Tasweerei''n
Jala Doon Gi
Ek Tum Hi Raho Ge
Is Di Mein
Balance Dalwa Do
Tumhei''n Dua Doongi ;->


Larka Larki Molvi k pas ge or bole:
"Jaldi se hamara nikah parho"

Molvi ne nikah parha dia,

Larka bola: "Ap ki fees?

Molvi bola: Apni bivi ki khubsurti k mutabiq pese do"

Larke ne 100 rupe diye

Achanak hawa chali or Larki k moonh se niqab uth gya

Molvi ne dekha to bola:

Baqaya to leta ja bhai. :-)
Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?

Student:Adam.

Teacher:N The 1st Woman?

Student: Umm..Madam.
Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..




























"MAAL GARI"
''Doctor: Mrs. Taniya good news for you!

Girl: What do you mean Mrs. Taniya? Iam Miss Taniya!

Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad news for you!
:D''


When I waz a kid my
mom told that angels
live in heaven ...


Now I know that it is
not true


B''coz if angels live in
heaven




Why am I here ... ;)


Mother 2 Docotr On Phone: Mari Beti Ko Current Laga Hai

Me Kia Karon??

Doctor: Pehle Ap 2 NAFAL Shukranay Ke Ada Karein Ke Apki Tarf Bajli Aarahi Hai..
Tumhare Liye Main Kutoo Ki Jan lesakta hu
Gutka le sakta hu pan le sakta hun..

Kaaway pakr k de sakta hu tumhare hath main
Suraj per jasakta hun magar kya ha k rat main..

tumhare liye main so saal g sakta hun
tumhare liye main teen glass lassii k pi sakta hu..

tumhare abba agr plain dila dein to tare tor k la sakta hu
shair agr nakli ho to ankhe phor k asakta hu..

itna bhadur hu k chupke se muhabbat ka dum bharta hu
tum se milne roz aoo magr tumhare abba se darta hu..
What is Love???




The force that makes two people sit in the middle of the bench when there is alot of space on the sides of it . . . ;->
Na jane wo hum se kya chupati thi

Kuch tha us k honto pe magar sharmati thi

Jab hum ne mu khulwaya uska zabar dasti

To pata chla kmbakht naswar khati thi:-)
Sardar was busy removing
a wheel from his auto.
A man asks sardar why are
you removing a wheel from your auto.
sardar : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler