The length &

The length &
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.
  

May, 18 2010     138 chars (1 sms)     2074 views       Funny

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Poem On Ash
Sexy aunty on the floor,
Ash is not as before,
The one we used to adore,
The sweet lady from mangalore,
Now she''s a big bore,
Played around with four,
Screwed them for sure,
Drowned them and came ashore,
Vivek was burnt to the core,
Salman gave him a call of roar,
Then stepped through amitabh''s door,
She knew he scores in crore,
Abhishek is for sure,
Dil mange more,
God knows whats more in aunty''s store.
CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->
teenage girl was on fone for 30 min b4 she hung up.

Father: that wus short, u should atleast talk 4 2 hrs, wut happened??
Girl replied: it wus wrong number.
Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
.
1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
.
Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR?
.
.
.
.
Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES

Proof: After drinking,
men
Gain Weight
Talk unnecessarily
Become Extra Emotional
&
Start Fighting. . . . ;->
thought of the day

kabi yeh mut socho k tmhare girlfrd ne tmhey kitna romantic sms bheja hey.


hamesha socho usey kis ney bheja hey.

SmS KinG
1 Admi K Ghar K Paas 1 Faqeer Kuch Yun Sda Lga Rha Tha :
Baba Anda V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Chaval V Kha Lynda Ay,

Baba Ice Cream V Kha Lynda A

Baba Burger V Kha Lenda A
Baba Sendvich V Kha Lenda A
Us Admi Ne Window Se Sir Nikal Kr Kaha
Baba "Chittar" V Kha Lenda Aa?
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.
Aisi kon si cheez hai jo
WOMAN main aagay hoti
hai,

aur COW main peche?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
It''s"w"
W-WOMAN
COW-W
Her waqt ghalat na socha kero.
Boy proposed a girl.. The girl said no.
But the boy was not sad. His frnds asked him don''t
u feel sad?
The boy replied "I lost the one who never
loved me, but she lost the one who
really loved her."......
Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki....










JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)
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ek adbi sher arz kia hai:


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