hey wat do u call

hey wat do u call
hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-PA
  

May, 18 2010     117 chars (1 sms)     3241 views       Funny

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What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?



1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)


1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Tortoise & Rabbit gave SSC exam. Tortoise 80% Rabbit 81% Both wanted admission in good college. Rabbit dint get admission but tortoise got How?
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REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!

SPORTS QUOTA :-P
Bst pick up line 2 approch a grl!

Go 2 her & ask "is ur dad a

terrorist" She''ll say "wat?"


Then u say "no no I asked coz u

r such a Bomb"
1 Chutki Naswaar Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Mere Lal

Pathan K Sar Ka Taj Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar

Har Mochi Ki Dukaan Per Aam Hoti Hy Ek Chutki Naswaar ;->
Khuda kare k ye saal apko raas aajaye.
Jesay aap chahey
wo aap k paas aajaye.
aap sara saal kanwara na rahey.
aap ka rishta lay kar aap ki saas aajaye.
agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,
agar koi mera naam poochey to mein naam tera bataoon gha,



khud kar k ultey kaam mar tujhe pardwayoun gha
Time Pass Karna Hy ? ? ?



Khamoshi Se Kitchen Main Jao



Cabnit Main Se OIL Nikalo




Kamre Me Ja K KAPRE Utaaro



Phir












Purane KAPRE Badal Ker Kitchen Main Ja
PAKOREY Banao . . . ;->

Shaitan: Sam Tmhari Duty Aj Se America
JULI Tum UK
PETER Tm India
Sam: Pakstan Ksko Bhijwya Ha?
Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
Prformence ;->



Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?


Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]