hey wat do u call

hey wat do u call
hey wat do u call d Gal who Pushes her Father ..???
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PUSH-PA
  

May, 18 2010     117 chars (1 sms)     2286 views       Funny

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Teacher: what is the scientific formula for water?
Sardar: h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.

Teacher: nonsense! how did you derive that?
Sardar: auntie, it is H to O (h2o)!


Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->
Sir 2 Student

What Is D Similarity B/w Girlfrnd N Mobile ???


Student:- Sir Both R

Diconnected Wen

There Is


"No Currency"
Once Lalu and Mallika went hunting. Jab woh apne tent mei soye thei, Lalu ne dekhaa ek SHER unke taraf aa rahaa hai.. What did Lalu tell Mallika ?
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Bhago Mallika SHER A WAT hai....


...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P

Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
Khuda kare k ye saal apko raas aajaye.
Jesay aap chahey
wo aap k paas aajaye.
aap sara saal kanwara na rahey.
aap ka rishta lay kar aap ki saas aajaye.
''"Khudi ko kar buland itna k K2 ki choti pe ja puhnche
K Iqbal tujh se puchhe, ulu k pathay utray ga kesay?"
Friend Said to Me:

Mere Paas Ghar Hai,
Car Hai,
Computer Hai,
2,2 Mobile Phones Hain.

Tere Paas Kya Hai?


Maine Kaha:

Mere Paas.

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Cheeni Hai. :-)

Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?

Socho.


Nahi Pata?

Ab

India

Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)
Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,

Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?

Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "