Nwton''s 5th law:

Nwton''s 5th law:
Nwton''s 5th law:
Duniya gool hai..
" chuha billi ke darta hai, billi kutay say, kuta admi say, admi biwi say, or biwi chuhay say..!!
Hence proved. Duniya gool hai..!!
  

May, 19 2010     170 chars (2 sms)     1789 views       Funny

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Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


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Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
Tum Saari Dunya Se
HAT Ker Ho ...

Tumhari Guftugu
Tumhara Style
Tumhara Sab Kuch
HAT Kr Hy ...

Is Lye Tmhai''n Dekhte Hi
Dil Kehta Hy



















HATA BAY .... ;->
This msg is specially typed to inform,

rather remind some people

that...
" I''M ALIVE "
And so u can msg me... =P ;->
Aik Dost Toilet Ma Dosra Bahir Sa Awaz Da Raha Ha Ka Jaldi Ker

Ander Sa Awaz Ati Ha

(Tatti Abi Baqi Ha Meray Dost) :-)
Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"



"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

Cool Sign

In the front of

Yard Of A

Funeral Home ...












Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)
raja pakistani ka sms
"yaar I am receiving sms daily but not getting any interest coz I am in search of a Rani while the sender name shows to be Rana, so I have decided to sell my cell phone"
Bikhari : Shahb 10 Rs Dedo
Chai Peeni Hai

Sahab : Lekin Chai Tou 5 Rs Ki Aati Hai . . . ???




Bhikari: (Sharmate Huey)

Sahab Girl Fend Bhi Saath Hai Na . . . ;->
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...







Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
Aisa hai dostana hamara,
mein kisti tu kinara ,
mai dhanush tu teer ,
mai matar tu paneer ,
mein barish tu badal ,
mai rajma tu chawal,
mein hot tu cool ,
mai April tu fool


Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.