A goOd wife

A goOd wife
A goOd wife alwAyz fOrgives hEr HUSBAND wEn
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she‘s WRONG EVEN..!!
lOlz
  

May, 19 2010     95 chars (1 sms)     2152 views       Funny

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The owner of the inside inn was inside his inside inn with
his inside outside his inside inn.
jis larki pe nzar rakhta hon uski ho jati hai shadi

jis larki pe nzar rakhta hoon us ki ho jati hai shadi


NIGHAH-E-MARD-E-MOMIN SE BADAL JATI HAIN TAQDEERAIN!
BEER Is Now

Cheaper

Than PETROL!




"DRINK"







Don''t DRIVE
By The Time You
Finish Reading This Sms

You''ll Realize
































You Have Wasted Your Time

&

Been Made Fool As Well ... ;->
Shaadi K Baad ... !


Pehla Maheena
"FAKHAR Ka"


Doosra Maheena
"JABAR Ka"

Aur

Phir Us K Baad
Sarey Maheeny















"SABAR K Hotey Hyn" ;->

Funniest Fact ...

When You Re-arrange
Word

"ELECTION RESULTS"



It Would Become


"LIES - LET''S RECOUNT"
Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you
Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You"ve given me,
Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary
Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do?
A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.
Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)

Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
0r
255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai





Kyn k














Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P


Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
Is Ko Kehte Hyn
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Kutta Khuwari ... ;->