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aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko
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aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko
aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko
ek baaar ek aadmi dusre aadmiyo ko uchaaalta he.... toh uske dimaag me aise hi koi idea kaise aata he????
simple!!
aaadmi ko uchalega toh it will be men toss ....mentos-dimaag ki batti jala de
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May, 19 2010
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In 1 year, 12 months,
In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.
Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->
''BArish k bäd suraj ata hai
''BArish k bäd suraj ata hai
raät k bad din ata hai,
hansi k bad ghum ata hai,
par Ek ap ka SMS hai jo world Cup ki tarah 4 saal bhad aata hai.
ab parhai soch samaj
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,
kyou k....?
GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Twinkal twinkal little star,
Twinkal twinkal little star,
Teri girl friend gyi bazar,
Osko mil gya dosra piyar,
Ab to baith k makhiyan mar.
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"
Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi
jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"
Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)
1 Jamadar Gutter
1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.
1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.
Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . . .["!"]
Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party
Sardar Learning English, Introduces His family at a Party
Hi i''m Sardar,
This is my sardarni
He is My Kid
&
&
This Is My Kidney
Your girlfriend is:
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
whisky beer cigar
Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
.
.
.
.
Rn''t They...?
.
.
.
.
.
.
But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->
Last Night. . . .
Last Night. . . .
I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''
&
When I Woke Up
The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->
Love is something special
Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... to others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love...I saw you.
d0sto0 ghajini da
D0sto0
Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay.
Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
Samajhta Hun
Phir 15 Min Bad Sab Bhool Jata Hun
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