The fight we had last night was my fault,

The fight we had last night was my fault,
The fight we had last night was my fault,


my wife asked me what was on the TV and i said dust.
  

May, 19 2010     100 chars (1 sms)     2042 views       Funny

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Principal 2 Students:

U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.

Students:

Impossible Sir!

College Is Only For 6 Hours!
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Dikhi Ya Nahi ...

Haram Khor Bhabhi Ki Nazar Se Dekhta Tou Zaruur Dikhti ... ;->
Boys have fun
by teasing
girls,Then girls cry
for few
minutes

Girls have fun
by loving
boys

Then boys cry
4 life time!
Funny but it is fact...
A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D
Koi new msg hai kia??????????
agar hai tu...
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tu plz''DELETE'' kar do

kyon k bhejna tu Ap ko ata hi nahi hai...
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it.
Wife observes the whole situation...
Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this?
Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
''Sardion Ki Sham Thi,
Mein Ne Os K Hath Pe Hath Rakha tou wo Garam thi
mai ne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hotay Hain

Os Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kuttey bukhar hai mjhe"''
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Uniliver Pakistan Limited.
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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Sath 1

"AATE"

Ka Sachet Bilkul Free.:-
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Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai





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Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
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Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of A
Helicopter ;->