MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:

MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:


Laash Paani MEIN teirti kyu hai?



Kyunki...



Doobne ke liye zindagi chaahiye!!
  

May, 19 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     10635 views       Funny

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Zarori Elaan

City Mein 7 Khudkush Hamla Awar
Dakhil Ho Chuke Hein!

Agar Ap Mulk-O-Qoum Ki
Salamti Chahte Hain,
To






Unki Lambi Umer

K Liye Dua Farmain...
Man sees Sardar-G
standing in d midle of
a huge feild of grass
& notices, He is jst
standing dere,doing
nothing, luking @
nothing
Man asks: Sardar-G
wh8 r U doing ?
Sardar-G: Em trying 2
win a noble prize
Man: How?
Sardar-G: Well I heard
they give d noble prize
2 ppl who r
outstanding in their
feild.. ;->
1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???

2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo
Paindo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!

1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy Likhy Hyn ???

2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->
Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank ...

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Your''e Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->
"ABEY
OYEEEEE"

Msg Bhej
werna
Teri......?


M

MA




MARZI.
Na wo iqrar karti hay.
Na wo pyar karti hay.
Larki cheeze hi aise hay.
balance k liye pyar karte hay.
Weekend Ko Weekend Kyu Kehte Hai ??????





Coz Ppl''s Mind And Body Are

Weakend After Duty Days
GIRL- "i want to end our reltionship.. I am going to return everything u gave me..."

BOY-"Ok then., Let''s Start with Kisses

I love u bolo







mjy nai

apny jevan sthi ko

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ley das toon enu Computer samjheya wey
Friedship is just like wine.. as it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are gettind older and i am getting sweeter

Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.

So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!