Why are wives more

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!

May, 19 2010 115 chars (1 sms) 3631 views Funny

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Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha

Sardar ko uska Susar Jootey mar raha tha
Admi:Q maar rahe ho?
Susar:Iski B.V ne Hospital se sms kia "Tm Bap ban gay ho"
Is ne apne sarey dosto ko fwrd krdya.:-

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

Genius Is A Person Who Can Do In 1 Day

What Any Fool Can Do In 100 Days

Just As

We Complete Sylabus In A Day B4 Exam,

While D Faculty Take 1 Year

Gaon main Raat ko jab

Gaon main
Raat ko jab
Maan baap sotay nahi han
To
Bacha kehta hei
Soja baapu so ja
Nahi to 1 aur ho jaiga.....

Professor

Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .

But

It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->

''1 mandir tha jis main

''1 mandir tha jis main buri niyat waalay log ghaeb ho jaatay thay.....Imran Hashmi gya,,,,,, ***Imran*** gaeb. Salman Khan gya,,,,,, ***Salman*** gaeb.
Nargis gae,,,,,,,,,,, ***Bhagwaan***gaeb.........''

jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho

Jis jis bhai nay apna fitrana daina ho wo
in companies sa rabta karain.

Zong: "Sb hamain he do"
Ufone: "Tm b tou do"
Mobilink: "Fitrany per no samjhota"
Telenor: "fitarana hai dhun sub ki"

You know yeh bechari yateem companies fitrana,balance check karny per
12 paisay ke soorat ma lay rahin hain.

So roz balance check karo aur in
yateem, maskeen companies ko fitrana do.

From... PappU ;->

A LiA Little Girl Whn Askd

A LiA Little Girl Whn Askd
Her Name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->
Her Name Wud
Rply-"I''m Mr. David''s
Daughter"
Her Mother Told Her
This Was Wrong. She
Must Say-"I''m Jenifer
David"
The Vicar Spoke 2 Her
In Sunday School &
Said-"Aren''t U Mr.
David''s Daughter ?"
Wid Her Mom Standing
Just Away, She Rplied
"I Thought I Was But
Mom Says I''m Not" ;->

''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

''Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...''

''Can A Kangaroo Jump

''Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?

Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump''

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar

Jageer Daar 1 Sardar Se: Agr Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Shaam Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zameen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..
Sardar: Hamare Pas B Pehle Aisi Hi Car Thi.

a public service msg

A public Service Msg

Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !

"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->

kameeni msg padhne wala

1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)

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