Why are wives more

Why are wives more
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
  

May, 19 2010     115 chars (1 sms)     4220 views       Funny

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Two rules u need to follow in life..
1. HamYis always right.
2. Whenever you feel HamY is wrong, slap yourself & read rule no. 1 ;)
Ek Pathan Se Poocha Gaya,
Tumara Favrate Actress Kon Hai.
To Pathan Ne Kaha.
Katreena
Kareena
Pretty
Prianka
Amisha
Aur











Shahid Kapoor.
zara soocho ager movies k name mein say dil hata ker
anda laga diya jaye to movies k name kaisey hoonge

Hum Anda DAY Chukey Sanam

hum aap k andey mein rehtey hain

anda hai tumhara

andey waley dulhaniya lay jayein gein




sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
Is msg ko aagay frwrd zarur kare''n
Kya pata aap ki waja se kisi ka bhala ho jaye...

"Jin larkiyo''n ko is Eid pe date marney k liye ya apni frndz ko jalaney k liye boyfriend ki zarurat ho tou wo is # pe contact kare''n..."

0321*6307893

Number change kr k Be-gairati mat dikhaiye ga =P ;)
2010.
1 class ka bacha apni Miss se kehta hai.
Mai aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: So sweet!
Bacha: To phir mai apne ammi abbu ko aap k ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: Wo kyon?
Bacha: Ta''kay wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: Ye kya bakwaas hai!

Bacha:
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Tution parhne k liye..

Baray he afsos ki baat hy
Pora din guzar gaya mgr
Jitna afsos mjhy Aj hua hy
Main bs bata nhi skta
Aapny MUJHY WISH TK NHI KIA!
AAJ


"SMART"people day tha:-(


HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.


Haommmm !!!


Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.

sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.

Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.

WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.


::sMs G@MBlr::


Definition of Laziness:-

"Its a talent

of taking rest

before you get tired!!"
Chehre K Liye Mausami Ka Juice
Sehat K Liye Apple Ka Juice
Rang Nikharne K Liye Anaar Ka Juice
Khush Rehne Ke Liye Sms Kar Kanjus
Teacher:IF EUROPE IS 2WARDS UR LEFT SIDE. . . .

AFRICA 2WARDS RIGHT SIDE. . .

AND ASIA IN FRNT . . .

DAN WAT WIL B AT UR BACK SIDE?

studnt:SIR . . . . .

MENE ami SE PEHLE HE KAHA THA K SIR MERE phati pent DEKH LE GEY . . . . . . . . . ;->
1 tha Chooha..
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Aur nahi hai bus 1 hi tha@