Why are wives more

Why are wives more
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
  

May, 19 2010     115 chars (1 sms)     4679 views       Funny

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Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!

Me kese meethi baat karun...
Jab meethi cheez khai nhi!

Ye Chanda kesa Mamu hai...
Jab ammi ka wo bhai nhi!

Q lambe baal hain bhaalu k?
Q uski tind karai nhi?

Kya wo b ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle me koi Naai nhi?

Naani k husband jab Nana hain,
Or Daadi k husband jab Dada hain,
To q Baji k husband Baja nhi?

Ye baat samajh me i nhi!
Or ammi ne samjhai nhi!
Agar basanti ki mausi thakur ko rakhi
bandhe to basnti & thakr ka kya rishta hua?




Kuch b nahi,kaam karo apna,Thakur k hath hi nahi the.
Sorry! Galti se ye msg aapko send ho gaya niche mat parhna niche ghalat salat likha hua hai.
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GHALAT-SALAT"
*Dua 4 Election*



Ya Khudaya...!!!
Kitaab ko Libray myn rakh,

Sher ko jangal myn rakh,

Teer ko kaman myn rakh,
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PATANG ko aasman myn rakh.....!!!!!!!!!!
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.
What''s Te Difference Between Poison And Alcohol ... ???



If U Drink Alcohol

U Will Dance Around People

If U Drink Poison

People Will Dance Around You ;->
Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje
Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year!
Happy Birthday my sweetheart
..!!Height Of Common Sense..!!

Teacher:
Jab Bijli Chamkti Hai To
Hum Ko Roshni Pehley Or
Awaz Baad Mein Q Aati Hai?

Pathan:
Q K Hmari Ankhein Agey Hain
Or Kaan Peechey..=P:-D
There r 101 reasons 2 miss some1but v need just 1 reason 2 hate some1But 2 remember a friend like UI don''t need any reasonI Simply say"Meri Mat Mari Gai c"
Question : What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is 24 hours a day & seven days a week..?

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Answer : A WidoW... ;->



Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".