After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn''t notice."
Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can''t make up her mind, how do I know the right answer? ;->
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
''If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.''
