Why are wives more

Why are wives more
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?

The mafia wants either ur money

or life...The wives want BOTH!!
  

May, 19 2010     115 chars (1 sms)     3821 views       Funny

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Incumtax Officer Has Raha Tha
Clerk : Kya Hua
Offi : Mallika Ka Letter Hai
C : Toh?
O : Kapde Pehanti Nahi Or Laundry Ka Bill1 Lac Banaya Hai
Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah

Mere Ghar K Samne Se Bhagi
Ek GHODI

Wah Wah


Fir Bhage Tum

Aur

''RAB NE BANA DI JODI''
NEW STORY

Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne lrky se kaha tm mre lye kya kr skty ho?
Larka bola jo tm kaho.
Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr aao.
Lrka DIL le aya, lrki ne us se shadi krli, larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia.
30 sal bad jb uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka chckup kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla or usne andaza lgaya k
ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI =D =P
Aye Kassssssh!
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K Tum...
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Marasi Hotay To Ma Tum Ko Apni Shadi Pr Dhol Bajanay K Liye Bulata.
Sorry to disturb u but i got ur number from Hamy''S cell, could u plz inform him that he left his cell phone, last nitght on my bed, Kareena kapoor........
Boy To Teacher:

Mam I Love U .

Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,

Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
Girl: Peer ji.. Mere 2 Affairs hain..
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Un Dono mai se kis k sath Shadi hogi??
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Wo khushnaseeb kon hoga??
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Peer: Pehle se Shadi hogi... aur... doosra Khushnaseeb ho ga...


_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_

A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g

B u t

I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r ...
Maalik:abay nokar kuttay abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray meray kano mien gunguna rahay hain

Nokar:sahab mainay machar maar diay hain yeh to un ki bivia hain jo vidva ho ker ro rahi hai
Jis TRAIN mai
SUNDAR-SUNDAR
LARKIYA safar kar
rahi ho us TRAIN
ko kya kahoge.?

SoCho!!!

its simple yaar..




























"MAAL GARI"
1 Arbi Bath Room Main Phone kar raha tha..

Pathan Ne sunna to Ander Ja Kar Khoob Mara Arbi ko..?

Logon Ne Pathan se Pocha kyn Mara hai..?

To Pathan Bola "Yeh Kambakht Bathroom Main Beth kar Tilawat Kar Raha tha"..:-)


Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D