"Doctor, are you sure I

"Doctor, are you sure I''m suffering from pneumonia? I''ve heard once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus."
"Don''t worry, it won''t happen to you. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia only." . . . ;->

May, 19 2010 268 chars (2 sms) 2396 views Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

zindgi ek peheli he

zindgi ek peheli he
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-
-aur janab scroll kerne se solve nahi ho gi yeh

Pappu mulk ko

Pappu mulk ko or k.e.s.c ko gusse mai yeh shair arz krta hai..

''''Karachi k Halat Dekh K Rota Hun,
.
.
.
.

Rat mai Chaddi pehen k Sota hun.. ;->

Dushman

Teacher: biwi,begum,wife main kya faraq hy ?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Pathan: Kuch khas nahi ye bhi ye bhi India , Baharat , Hindustan ki tarhan ek hi dushman ke 3 naam hain......!

1 Hand on Horn

1 Hand on Horn

1 Hand on Gear

1 Ear listening Mobile

1 Ear listening Muzik

1 Foot on Accelarator

Other on Clutch

&

Both Eyes On Girlz

WELCOME to PAKISTAN

A very busy nation...

What is BUSINESS ?

What is BUSINESS ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: then Ok.

Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill Gates: No
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill Gates: Than ok

Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank.
Dad:Appoint my son as the CEO of your bank.
President:No
Dad:He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then OK

That’s business…!!

AYE KAAAASH....! .

AYE KAAAASH....!
.
.
K TUM.....
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
;
MARASI HOTAY TO MAIN TUM KO APNI SHADI PAR
DHOL BAJANAY K LIYE BHULATA

Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thng

Smiling Is The 2nd Best Thng
U Can Do Wid Ur Lips.
Ofcourse U Know The First
.
.
.
.
..
.
.
.
.
.
Dont Think Wierd, Stupid..
Its Keeping Your Mouth Shut ;->

Amazing Newz

Amazing Newz

Recent Survey Shows Dat

D Fastest Animal On D
Earth Wid A Top Speed
Of 120 Ft/sec Is A
"COW"

Dat Has Been
Dropped Out Of A
Helicopter ;->

Wife: i think our daughter

Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy

Husband: hw CAn u say dat?

Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->

DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN

DuRiNg kErFuE A MaN WaS SlEePiNg iN FrOnT Of hIs hOuSe. A PoLiCe mAn sAw hIm aN ToLd hIm tO CuM PoLiCe sTaTiOn wD HiM.He rEqUeTeD HiM To aLlOw hIm tO PuT BaCk hIs bEd iN HiS HoUsE.ThE PoLiCeMaN AgReEd.tHe mAn wEnT InTo tHe hOuSe aN LoCkEd tHe dOoR.ThE PoLiCeMaN ShOuTeD"CoMe oUtSiDe".
hE RePlIeD:"y cOuLd i cOmE OuTsIdE, aS It iS KeRfUe oUtSiDe" :d

For All The People

For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine

Happy Valentine

For Others

Watch Aalim Online ;->

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge

Dil k zakham kisi ko dikha na sako ge,
Dil mein jo he kisi ko bata na sako ge,

Karoo ge jawani me jo girlfriend pe kharche,
Budhape tak udhar chuka na sako gay:p

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

"Doctor, are you sure I

more Funny SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages