Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?

Sardar 1:yar yeh joray
kahan bantay hain?

Sardar 2:Aasman par

Pehla:Abay shit yar

Doosra:kia hua?

Pehla:main tou darzi ko
day aata...-'';>

May, 19 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2422 views Funny

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mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to

mujhe jab b tumhari yaad aati hai to

to

to

to

mein Animal planet dekhta hoon,,,,

Girls are like Internet domain names..

Girls are like Internet domain names..

the ones I like are already taken!

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Agar dantttooon k Doctor

Agar dantttooon k Doctor ko Daant mein dard ho to wo kahan jaye gha?

Arrey yaar Zahir hai k wo kissi doctor k pass to jaye gha naheen kyun k ussey achcha khasa experience hota hai, To reh ghaya mein to merey paass hee aaye gha na.

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iss aitbaar sey fee aikard 12000 sey zaid ka kharcha aata hai aur fasal ka aitbaar naheen.

Behtar yehi hai k fasal na bhoyein aur kissi sey lardayee kar lein

"6 mahiney hakumat sey chawal khao"

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Pak Studies Question paper, in year 2010

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Pathan BhaI sE kisi

Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh iS tarha Sunayi

"Allah Huma inni laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->

hm tmhary lye sb chor denga

Baloch:hm tmhary lye sb chor denga

Girl:ami abu?
Bloch:Ao Re

Grl:khana pina?
Blch:Ao Re

Grl:apne dost?
Blch:Ao

Grl:gutka?
Blch:Jao re masi apna kam kro =P

Send me msgs only in these timings

Send me msgs only in these timings

MORNING
6AM TO 12PM

NOON
12PM TO 4PM

EVENING
4PM TO 8PM

NIGHT
8PM TO 6AM

baki time tang na karna

Kabhi Karachi Bhi

Kabhi Karachi Bhi
"CITY OF LIGHTS"
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Magar

Be-intiha Load Shedding k
Baad Is Ka Naam
"CITY OFF LIGHT"
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Guess which song?

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Sardar 1:yar yeh joray kahan bantay hain?

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