nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon

nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon

1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.


Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
  

May, 05 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2797 views       Funny

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To be or not to be.
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Do be do be do..
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