Why are women

Why are women
Why are women such bad drivers?
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Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathroom. . . :p
  

May, 19 2010     188 chars (2 sms)     2362 views       Funny

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An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
I Like You


I Like You


I Really Like You

I Really Really Like you....

Kyunki Geeta mai likha hai

"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"..!!!

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->
ICC has decided to shorten
the duration of next world cup

it will consist of

opening ceremony

photo session

and

presenting world cup to AUSTRALIA
Arz kiya hai....
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...
tere gam mein aye zalim hasina .....hum khana bhul gaye ...

majnu ki kabr khudi aur hum nahana bhul gaye :P
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
There are only 5 things we need in life: Good friends, Good job, Good food, Good sleep & Good _ UCK. Whatever u are thinking... is right. Good Day.


Dehshat Gard Itnay Ho Gaye Hain
Mulk Mei "Faraz" , , ,

Humne Muhallay Ki Cricket Team
Se Bhi Naam Katwa Diya Aaj... =P ;->
Ghareeb Aadmi Aik Kaam Dil Khol Ke Karta Hai Socho Kia?
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3 Rupay May 500 Sms ... =P ;->
50th Birthday Messages

The years between fifty and seventy
are the hardest.

You are always being asked to do things,

and yet you are not

decrepit enough

to turn them down.
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
Millionaire: I owe everything to my wife.
Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: What were you before you married her?
Millionaire: A Billionaire. . . ;->
Ek Shadi Mai Dulhan Ka Pehla Mangetar B Saj Dhaj K Aya Howa Tha

Kisi Ny Pocha K Kia Ap Dolha Hain?

Us Ny Kaha

"Ge Nahe Main Semi Final Mai Knock Out Hogaya Tha"