Ek Murga Ek Murgi

Ek Murga Ek Murgi
Ek Murga Ek Murgi K Peeche Ja Rha Tha
Murgi Achanak Mar Gayi
Murga Bola:
'''' MOHTARMA NAIK THEE''N JAAN DE DI MAGAR PUPPI NAHI DI '''' ;-
  

May, 19 2010     141 chars (1 sms)     4846 views       Funny

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"Aaj Ki Dua"

Ay Mere
Allah Pak!!!

Aj Mere Voh Tamaam Gunah Muaf

Farma De Jo Meri Duawaon Ki

Qabuliat Me Rukawat Bante Hein!

Ameen

Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary




























lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
What Do U Call A Laughing MotorCycle. . . ???
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Guess Karo
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Nahi Pata
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It''s Yamahahahaha. . . ;->
Things Wil Change

Class Room To Office


Books TO Files


Jeans To Formal


Pepsi To Juices


Girlfriend To Wife


What Will Never Change Is

DOSTI ? ;->
Jab Apka Janam Hua
Badal Fate
Adbhutt Rosni Huyi
Bhagwan Khud Sab K Samne Prakat Huye
Or Bole
"SoRRY Galti Ho Gayi
Plz ADJuST Karlo."
''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
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Yadain Hi Yadain.
2 Saal palhay meri girlfriend ka bhai sara din ghar per rehtay thay or us ka sath Date marna Impossible tha. Aj sub ATTA laynay line main kharay rehtay hain AB MAZAY he MAZAY

GEO MUSHSRAF.
Love Is The Thing That ...

Enables A Woman To Sing

While She Mopes Up The Floor

After

Her Husband Has
Walked Across It
In His Barn Boots ... ;->
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !


Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

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Sochoo...

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Nahi Pata?

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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?



Ho Gaii Teri Shakal Kaali





Ho Chuki Aliya Ki
Bahaali






O Mardood Zardari






Ab Tou Khol De Bike Ki
Double Sawari
boy: suniye
girl: kahiye
boy: aapko ek KAAM dena tha
girl: hein! KAAM! konsa KAAM?
boy:ZUKAAM