I.T.I., Lahore:

I.T.I., Lahore:
I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
  

May, 19 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2460 views       Funny

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Bata Has Announced
Production Of Its Latest
Model Of Shoes.

It Is Heavier Than Normal
And Of Aero-Dynamic Design,
Especially Suitable 4
Throwing At Presidents


A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.
AgAr AapKo ZAmEEn sE 1OO Rupee MiLAin tou kAbhi Bhi ApNi NeeyAt kO khArAb mAt KijiyE,

BALkE Un PAison sE kiSi QAreEbi DukAn sE MErE NuMbEr pAr
''EASY LOAD'' kArwAdAiN..

ALLAH AppKo 200 Or degA . . . =P ;->
Breaking News!

Rwlpindi K Qarib Musharaf K Qafle Pr Khofnak Bom Blast,

Sadar Samet Kayee Aala Auhdedar Halak.


Is Khabar K Armaan Mei


2007 Chala gya ;->
The New England
journal Of Medicine
Reports That ... !!

" 9 Out Of 10 Doctors
Agree That 1 Out Of 10
Doctors Is An Idiot..."
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Teacher: How Do You Differentiate
“WIFE” & “MOTHER”

SARDAR:
Before Marriage We Sleep With “MOTHER”
&
After Marriage
We Sleep With Our “WIFE”

Whn V Drink
V Get Drunk
Whn V Get Drunk
V Fall Asleep
Whn V Fall Asleep
V Comit No Sin
Whn V Comit No Sin
V Go 2 Heaven

So

Lets All Get Drunk &
Go 2 Heaven
Latest Urdu Dictionary

Ikhlaq:
Jis Ki Supply Km Demand Zayada.
Admi:
Wo Janwar Jis Ki Khaal Kai Martba Utari Ja Sakti Hai.
Beauty Parlour:
Jahan Creams Se Gussal Dia Jata Hai.
Dopatta:
Aj Kal Locket K Tor Per Use Hota Hai..
Darzi:
Jo Sar-E-Aam Logon Ki Jaiben Or Galay Katta Hai Or Koi Kuch Nahi Keh Sakta.
Desk:
Students K Bjanay K Kaam Aata Hai.
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Aj K Dor Ki Halki Phulki Dhamki.
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"Asif Ali Zardari"
Height Of Dreaming:

Bill Gates cAme tO Me And Asked
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Are,Tere pAas xp ki Cd hAi kyA?
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Arey Yaar kuchh to acha kiya hota zindagi mein
Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)