HEIGHT OF SUSPICION

HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"

When....His wife delivers TWINS

May, 19 2010 112 chars (1 sms) 2291 views Funny

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The secret of a happy married life...
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Oye,

hoye,

Sadqe jaun

shadi hui ni or secret janne ki itni bechaini??

apna bacha ab chalne laga hai

Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga

koi dost ho tou tum jesa

Koi Dost ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Chahnè wala ho tou Tum Jesa

Koi Dil se pyara ho tou Tum Jesa

Pata nhi Q sb Mujh se yehi kehty hyn.. ;->

latter from a custo

Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank ...

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Your''e Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->

Wife: What is 10 years with me?

Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->

''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:

1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.

Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.

Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi Ter''

Dazz.. Dazz Dazz Dazz ...

Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...

CULTUS Of My Dreams . . . CITY Of My Eyez . . .

U are CORROLA Of My Life . . .

CULTUS Of My Dreams . . .

CITY Of My Eyez . . .

SANTRO Of My Thought . . .

CIVIC Of My Job . . .

MERCEDEZ Of My Love . . .

In Short

"U are Traffic Jam Of My Hert" . . . :->

boys

BOYS Are the most busy generation
in the world.
On bike 1 hand on clutch
1 hand on accelerator.
1 leg on gear
1 leg on break.
1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile
1 eye on Road
1 eye on girl
Nose on breath,
Lips on cigrate
All tensions 1 Time
Phir b Log larko ko Farig
kehte Hain…
That’s Not fair…

fool nebrfoolon ki

FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY

HAPPY APRIL FOOL - 2008!!!

What R U Searching

What R U Searching

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Kashmir Day Is Holiday :-

Hum to mohobat k panchi hain,

Hum to mohobat k
panchi hain,

piyar k geet gungunate
hain,

Nafrato ka to hume
kuch malom nahi,

Jo bhi bachi milay us pe
line zaror marty hain;->

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