I LOVE YOU..!

I LOVE YOU..!
I LOVE YOU..!

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I REALLY LOVE YOU..!!

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I Love You More Than Any Thing In The World...!!!


Yehi Kehna Chahta Tha Majnu Apni Laila Se..


Par Bichare Ko English Nahi Aati Thi...!!!
  

May, 17 2010     199 chars (2 sms)     2656 views       Funny

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App khwab main aye ahtalam ho gya.ap ki izat bi reh gai hamara bi kam ho gya.Send this mesege to atleast 10 tharki''s u will see a popat bachi in dream trust me
pAtA hAi kiA...








chAlO rEhnAy dO....bAchu kO btAnAy wAli bAat nAhi hAi...

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..
Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,

Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega



Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.


T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->
Why do we fall in love?
Experience ki kami.
Why do we break off love?
Patience ki kami.
den y do v want 2 fall in luv again
Dimag ki kami!
The Dentist To The
Little Kid ...

'''' What Kind Of Filling
Would You Like For
Your Tooth ? ''''


'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
Kid Replies Innocently ;->
The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...










"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)
GoLdEn ThOuGhT fRoM PeTrOlEuM cOmPaNiEs To paKiStanI YoUtHs:











"AvOiD gIrLs,SaVe PeTroL"
Collector Ban Na Hai To IAS Padho

Doctor Banna Ho To MBBS Padho

Lawyer Banna Ho To LLB Padho

Aur "BEVKUF" B@Nna Ho To Mera Sms Padho.


Ek khan zameen per lait kr phone kr raha tha.

Ek admi ne pucha yeh kia kr rahay ho.

Khan bola is me say awaaz aarahi plz try late kar./<


When U Take My Name
Slowly, I Die In The
Spot ...






Samajh Aai ???









Nahi Aai !!









O Yaar !!
Jaddon Holi Jaee
Lena Aen Mera Naam
Main Thaan Marr Jaandi
Aan ... ;->