Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...
Ek ladka ladki dekhne gaya...

Both are in a room for 10 minutes to talk each other...

Ladki (Darte hue) : Bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahen hain?

Ladka : Abhi tak to 3 the..lekin ab 4 ho gaye.
  

May, 19 2010     195 chars (2 sms)     3060 views       Funny

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Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.

So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!
Jo Dil Main Hai USay Jatate Rehna

Jise Chahte Ho Usey Btate Rehna


Nahi Tou




Nahi Tou



Us Ki Shaadi Me ''''TENT'''' Aur ''''KURSI'''' Sajate Rehna ;->
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.

Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?

Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.
Aj me bohat udas hon koi mujy tang na kary




























lykin me to kar sakhta hn na :-p
KamEEnAy

BeghAirAt

KutTAy

BehAyA

ZalIl

mAnhOOs


jAhIl

GadhAy

MaIn FuZool mAin yeh Sab tUmhAre bAraY mAin SoChtA rehTa Hoon..
MeRe yEh SochnE Se pEhlE hE SmS kArdiyA kArO =P *
TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,

is se bari imarat banaunga,

mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi,

tujhe to me zinda dafnaon ga...


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
Ven Tears Cums Out Of Ur Eyes
Reason Is U r Sad

Ven U Smile
Reason Is U r Happy

But Ven Start Laughing While Crying




No Need 2 Tell D Reason




Sab Pagal He Kahenge ;->
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
apsa koi haseen
Dilruba o Dil nasheen


Apsey pehley kaheen





















hum ney dekhey hein kayeen
Consequences in
Aerica...






A girl rushed over to her
husband..


Darling`''my childern and your children are beating
our children...!!!
A Solid Reason for having two girlfriend at one time:

Monopoly is alwayz Damaging

&

Competition improves services and
Increses Performance!