Height of AbsurdiTy.

Height of AbsurdiTy. . .

The Press: What are the Mineral Resources in your State?
Governor: We have Fanta, Coke, Pepsi and Sprite, That''s all... ;->

May, 19 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2079 views Funny

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Nurse : Mubarak Ho

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...

Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...
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I wonder why it is wasted on us... ;->

1st Man : Yar Ye

1st Man : Yar Ye
"AAHO" Kon Log Bolty Hyn???

2nd Man : Bhai Ye Hi Jo
Paindo Log Hoty Hyn
Wo Bolty Hyn !!!

1st Man: Acha Aap
Parhy Likhy Hyn ???

2nd Man : AAHO ... ;->

Two friends billooo

Two friends billooo & tillooo went to school for appearing in English exam ( 7th standard ) . They had crammed an essay of "MY BEST FRIEND". But unfortunately , in the question-paper it was written as......

Q: write an essay on "MY FATHER"in just 30-45 words .

So billooo was utterly confused & nervous... what to do !!!

Tillooo gave an idea . . . . just write the essay My best friend & just keep on replacing the word friend with the father.....

So this was how billooo & tillooo wrote the essay "MY FATHER"......

Fathers & fathers are everywhere , but good fathers are very rare . I have so many fathers , but my best father is pyarelal. He is my neighbour. He often comes to my home & my mother likes him very much....

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha

Dil badal na dena sim ki terha
Mohabbat low na krna battery ki terha
Pyar kam na krna balance ki terha
Hamesha meri zarurat mehsus karna charger ki terha

May our friendship turn into silver

May our friendship turn into silver

silver into Gold...

Gold into diamonds...

And

May our diamonds be forever....

then we will sell it OK?

fifty-fifty ;->

Pandit nay ap k Mobile ki kundli

Pandit nay ap k
Mobile ki kundli
Dekh kar btaya
hay.

K ap k Mobile par
Kanjusi ki aatma
Mandla rahi hay.

Foran10$M$ Ki
Balli de do
Ta k"SHANTI
ho jaye.

A sardaar to his friend

A sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si.
Friend: Dost hi dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.

SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega

SMS ka len den yuhi chalta rahega
dosti ka silsila badalta rahega
aap delete karte reh jaoge
par aapka mobile mere sms se bharta jaye ga

Apny Waado Ko

Apny Waado Ko Kabhi Pora Na Kro
Jab Tak Tumhary Sath
''Kutty Wali''
Na Hojaye... ;->

(Asif Zardari )

Aatif Aslam ek

Aatif Aslam ek concert mei jaate hai. He is gheraod by all his female fans and in the process he looses his gold chain.... toh bataao Aatif ki chain kisne churayee ?
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ok chor ka naam thaa I.K. Ehsaas

poocho kaise ??

Aatif khud hee aaj kal keh rahaa hai " CHAIN CHEENA ISHQ KE EHSAAS NE"
(Race film ka superhit gaana)

How Can A Father

How Can A Father

Make His Daughter

Walk On The Street

Looking Down The Earth??

Just Gift Her A Mobile With Free Sms

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