Height of AbsurdiTy.

Height of AbsurdiTy.
Height of AbsurdiTy. . .

The Press: What are the Mineral Resources in your State?
Governor: We have Fanta, Coke, Pepsi and Sprite, That''s all... ;->
  

May, 19 2010     156 chars (1 sms)     1944 views       Funny

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Puppy
hi u all
i hv one puppy 4 u
1puppy 4 ur friend
1 puppy for ur fri ke fri
u know why??? becuz............
ajj hi meray dogi nay 10 puppies ko janam dia hai
''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
Muhabat Ho Jaye

Ya


Machar Kaaten

Anjam 1 Hi Hy.






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Rat Ko Neend Nahin Aati...


A Sensible Proposal:
From Boy to Girl-
I Am Not Forcing You
to Love Me

but,
Dont Let Love be The
Reason For Heating Me.!
Packing Start Ker do





Phir Na Kehna K Bataya Nahi





Abhi 15 - 20 Dim Hain






Ramzaan Ka chaand Nazar Aate Hi Aap Ko Ek Month K Liye Band Ker Dia Jaye Ga...... :p
How Can You Tell
When A Lawyer Is
Lying ... ?

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Whenever
You See His Lips
Moving ... ;->
Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-


Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega !
What if Acountants start making Movies....

1 - Muna Bhai C.A,,

2 - Hamara Ledger apke pas hai,,

3 - Maine overdraft kyon kia,,

4 - Journal sey Balance Sheet tak,,

5 - Kabhi Credit Kabhi Debit,,

6 - Cash Balance wale Profit Le Jayenge,,

7 - Hum Tax dE chuke Sanam,,

8 - Kyun TeLi ho gaya na?,,

9 - Mein Acounts ki Diwani hon,,

10 - Kaho na Depreciation hai...!!!
Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.
Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->