HamArE FLAG mEi Green CoLour MeAnz

HamArE FLAG mEi Green CoLour MeAnz
HamArE FLAG mEi
Green CoLour MeAnz
"MusLiMz"

White CoLour MeAnz
"AmAn"

LeKiN

Phir B HamArE MuLk mEi AmAn nhi Hy

Q

K

AmAn k AndAr

"DandA"

jo DaLa huA hy. . . ;-
  

May, 19 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2271 views       Funny

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Insan ki success uski pehli girlfrend ki waja se hoti hai ..




or baki girlfrend uski success ki waja se hoti hain :p
Santa was drawing money from ATM.
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