Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot

Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek book pad raha tha, jiska title tha: "Kids ka paalan poshan kaise kare".

Mother: Tum yeh book kyon pad rahe ho.
Kid: Mein yeh dekhna chahta Hun ke mera paalan poshan theek Tara se ho raha hai ya nahi.

May, 20 2010 240 chars (2 sms) 2057 views Funny

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Dhamaka Sale

Dhamaka
Sale

Buy Pakistan Get Kashmir Free!

50% Discount 4

Usa, Saudia & Uk.

Plz Contact Asif Ali Zardari

Commission 10%

Website!

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Really SmArt One

Really SmArt One

I May Not Always Love The One Who Loves Me.....

But

I Surely Do Respect Their Choice... =P ;)

shahrukh khan k ghar

Shahrukh Khan k ghar ka Fan bahot slow hai?
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Guess? Kaise
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kyu ki… usay
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HAULE HAULE SE HAWA LAGTI HAI

Sagai Aur Shaadi

Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?

Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha

Accounts K Student Ki Gali

Accounts K Student Ki Gali

Saala Bounced Cheque
Dharti Pe Liability
Paidaishi Bad Debt
Dishonoured Bil
Insolvent Aadmi

Itna Maunga K balnce Sheet Tele Nahi Hogi ;->

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

"FUCK-YOU"

"FUCK-YOU"

Shocked

It means:

F=flowers 4 u.

U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.

C=chocolate not sweeter than u.

K=kisss 4u.

U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->

Yahoooooo……!!!!

Yahoooooo……!!!!

Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi

(’;'')

Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card

Sub tayyar hay,

Ab bus….

Parhna baqi hay :p

''Sawan ki thadi raton m

''Sawan ki thadi raton m

Rimjim kerti Barsaton m

Ma aksar Socha kerta hon.
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manji branday vich sahi k andar lay javan...''

''Ye hay aap k

''Ye hay aap k

angothy ki "warzish"

''KaSH Hum Aap ka MobiLe Number Hote

''KaSH Hum Aap ka MobiLe Number Hote

Har Waqt Aap ko Yaad To Hote

Shayad Kabhi Aap Humain BadaL Detay

Magar

Humse Bicharnay Ki Khabar To Sab ko Detay''

1 Gadha 2sry sy

1 Gadha 2sry sy: yar hmari be kya zindagi hai sab hamare oper wazn dalty hain hum bicharay to MAZLOM hain 2nd gadha yar fikar na kar"MAZLOMON KA SATHI HAY "ALTAF HUSSAIN

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Ek 10 saal ka kid bohot

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