Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!

May, 20 2010 424 chars (3 sms) 2947 views Funny

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'Katrina:
Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,
Salman:
Ami Abu?
Ktrina:G
Salman:
Khana pina
Katrina:G
Salman:
Friends?
Katrina:G
Salman:
"Jo ye msg parh raha hai os"
ko B?

Katrina:
Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman!

Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi.
Bhaiya G smile'

Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo

Agar Tum 90 Baar Koi Gunaah Karo
Phir Bhi Sirf 45 Baar Pakre Jaoge . . .

Batao Kyun . . . ? ? ?

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Because

Sin 90 = Cot (Caught) 45 ;->

Friendship means:

Friendship means:
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,

u fell down in mud

i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak... ;->

"TUM HI TU Ho.

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Kon hai yeh?

Kon hai?

Nahi pata na?

Lekin u fone walon se pochiye

Kehte hain

"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->

Wo Choom Le Ek Baar

Wo Choom Le Ek Baar Tou Ud Jati Hy Neend

Un Ki Awaz Sunte Sunte Raat Jati Hy Beet

Is Liye Kehte Hyn Ye Risk na Uthao

"MORTIEN JALAO"
"MACHAR BHAGAO" ... ;->

''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe

''Do Lover Park Mai Bethe Chips Kha Rahe The Ankhon Mai Ankhen Daal K,

Girl Sharma K:
Ap Itne Ghor Se Kiya Dekh Rahe Ho?

Boy: Thoro Thoro Kha
"Bukhi"..''

itna busy b na raha

Itna busy b na raha karo,

kabhi hame bhi yaad kar liya karo.

Shero-Shayari na aati ho na sahi.

Aaye hue SMS hi forward kar diya karo.

Pakistan Dunya Ka Sab

Pakistan Dunya Ka Sab Se Khatam Tareen Mulk Hai.
1)Aata Khatam.
2)Bijli Khatam.
3)Cheeni Khatam.
4)Waade Khatam.
5)Ittehad Khatam.
6)Bachiyan 1 Dm Khatam.
7)Banday Mr Mr K Khatam Ya Phr Maar Maar K Khatam.
Aur Sab Se Bari Baat....
Ab To FARAZ Bhi Khatam . . . ;->

This is my leg

This is my leg
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Itne Dair Dabane ke Liye Thanks.I Feel Much Better Now... :-)

jab koi baat bigad jae

Jab koi baat bigad jae

jab koi mushkil badh jae

toh

toh

toh
Hoth ghuma,

seeti baja,

seeti baja k bol

bhaiya...

ALL IZZ WELL

Hamesha log password wo rakhte hain jo kabhi na bhoole,

Hamesha log password wo rakhte hain jo kabhi na bhoole,

16646
yeh password kis ka hai?
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Saeed Ajmal... =)

ARZ KIYA HAI...

ARZ KIYA HAI...
Na zarurat rakho sitaron ki

Na zarurat rakho falto yaaron ki

Bas ek dost maango mere jaisa

Jo waat laga de saaron ki...

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Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai

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