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Ke Yeh Taveez Main Jiss
Number Per Bhi Send Karon
Ga Us Number K Istemal Karne
Wale ko SMS Parhte Hi Mujse
Mohabbat Ho Jayegi...

Ab Tum Hi Batao Yeh Kaam KAr Raha Hai K Nahi ??

May, 20 2010 305 chars (2 sms) 2531 views Funny

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Kitne din ho gay

Kitne din ho gay, Kitne haftay guzar gay, Baat mahino tak bhi chali gaye, Ab tu saal bhi hone ko hai, Ab tu kehna manno, Chalo jaldi se NAHA LO

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Ye

Mera

Naya

Number

Mat Samaj Lena, mamu Ye To 0 Se 9 Tak Ulti Ginti Likhi He!

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai

Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye

Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai

Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani

El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai

EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->

Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...

Dr. Buzrg Mareez Se...

Main Tme Aesi Dawa Dun Ga K Tm Jawan Ho Jao Ge

Buzrg Mareez : O Mere Khudaa Toh Main Apni Pension Kese Loon Ga

Be-Panaah Chahat k baad

Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"

Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->

Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum

Gadhda be jo na Khaye vo Ghaas ho tum

Stupid Idiot Baakwaas ho tum

52 jokoron wali taash ho tum

per phir bhi jo b ho yaar

dost bohat jhakaas ho tum

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..

Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kyahai?..

nahi pata..??

answer) D-Cold

Chan (chain)ki saans - D.cold

chalo ab batao...

Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naamkya hai ?

this is quite simple...

answer) D''Cold again

kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahu thi!!!

Pathan Born in JUNGLE

Pathan Born in JUNGLE is called SHER KHAN

born in WAR is BANDOOQ KHAN

Born in 0cean SAMANDAR KHAN

Born in garden GUL khan

&

when Born in a BUS New khan.

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi

Boy: Jotashi Meri Shadi Kyon Nahi Ho Rahi Hai?

Jotashi : Beta, Allah Ne Tere Naseeb Me Dukh Nahi Likhe

To Isme Main Kya Kar Sakta Hoon!

PAKISTAN ko world champion

Agr 16 crore awam dua krke
PAKISTAN ko world champion
bana sakti hai to,

ek bar phr dua karen k ek momin
apni BV k pas chala jae,

(AMEEN)
pray 4 Mr Zardari ;->

Darya-e-Ravi

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai. i main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.

Don''t Love Reliance Girl

Don''t Love Reliance Girl

She Is A 2yrs Warrenty Girl

Don''t Love Hutch Girl

She Follows U Where Ever You Go

So Love Only Landline Girl

She Will Be At Home.

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