Q: How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?

Q: How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?
Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?























Ans:

"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .
  

May, 20 2010     163 chars (2 sms)     1966 views       Funny

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// Height Of
Job Frustration //




A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->
3 fastest ways of communications:

1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman

Need more speed??


Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?



Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
''Shaikh Apni BV ka Sadqa utarta hai 15 Rs ka.

Aur

Us main 85 daal kar Mobile ka Card Load kar leta hai.

B.V: Ye kya?

Shaikh: Sadqa Gharib Govt ko gaya Balance meray Paas aagay. :-)''
Lates New!
Ch.Parveez Ellhai.... Nay abhi Abhi Ellan Kia Hia Hia K
aaj Se Pora Panjab 500 Ruppy Per Month ...
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Mujhay Day Ga
Parveez Ellhai Ka Khawab
Lot Loo Pora Panjab
A Beggar Came Up
To A Memon And Said :
" I Haven''t Tasted Food
All Week.."

Memon Replied :
"Don''t Worry, It Still Tastes
The Same..." ;->
What is common between Allama Iqbal, Gaandhi and Qaid-a-Aazam???

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Sardar replied:






"All were born on Government Holidays".
Banta ek sadhu se bola" Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi Hal batao.
Sadhu : Beta, hal hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
''When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!''
In akhon se sapne churaya na karo

Hamari DOSTi ko azmaya na karo

Tumhare aik sms k badle 100 calls kar doon

Par shart ye hy k tum fone uthaya na karo.
Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"


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He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.


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Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .






Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat