Can you explain

Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.

May, 20 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2805 views Funny

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Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Patient : What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I''ve treated. The others all died.

AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . .

AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :

Study = Don''t Fail

Don''t Study = Fail

Add These Equations . . .

Study + Don''t Study = Fail + Don''t Fail

Take Common

Study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)

Hence V Get

Study = Fail . . . ;->

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carry on 4 life time skoooon.''

In 1 year, 12 months,

In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.

Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->

Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?

Which is The Best Place To Get Higher Education...?

KArAchi UNiverSiTy..!

PunJab UniverSiTy..!

OXforD UniverSiTy..!

No.. :P

Aeroplane... ;->

Baba ji k meley main is saal parsaad main

Baba ji k meley main
is saal parsaad main
kambal bantey jain ge,

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ko mat batana kiyon k
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Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,

Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi
EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

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A robber standing on the railway track with a knife to loot a speeding train...

Future Mein Price List

Future Mein Price List Is Tarha Ho Gi,

Chawal 1 Rupay K 2 Danay,

Daal 50 Paisay Ki 4 Danay,

Oil 10 Rupay Ka 2 Drop,

Doodh 2 Rupay Ka 1 Qatra,

List K Neeche 1 Zaruri Note Bhi Likha Hoga Kay Jo Bhi Yeh Sab Cheezein Khareede Ga Usay Asli Desi Ghee Ki Khushboo Muft Soonghnay Ko Milay Gi.

Teacher asks girl,

Teacher asks girl,
"Which human body part expands 10 times its normal size?"

Girl: I can''t answer this question, I feel shy!

Teacher then asks a boy.

Boy: Its the Pupil of human eye.

Teacher: Right!

Then turns to the girl,
"Listen girl,
Ur thinking is wrong,
&
Ur expectations r too high"!!;-)

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