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Ch.Parveez Ellhai.... Nay abhi Abhi Ellan Kia Hia Hia K
aaj Se Pora Panjab 500 Ruppy Per Month ...
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Mujhay Day Ga
Parveez Ellhai Ka Khawab
Lot Loo Pora Panjab
  

May, 20 2010     192 chars (2 sms)     2055 views       Funny

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Tum bhej rahy ho SMS! * * * * * SMS bheja ja raha hai! * * * * * tum ne bheja SMS! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ullu ke pathey, sharam nahin ati bakwas kerty hoay, SMS parh rahy they ya bhej rahy they
Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->


Girl: Ao Chupan Chupai Khelty
Hen

Agr Tm Ne Mjhy Dhund Lia Tou
Me Tmhen Kiss Doungi


Boy: Age Me Na Dhund Saka To




Grl: Fkr Na Kro Me Chhat Pe Hi
Chupongi ;)
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon

Wo PANI ki Thandak

Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu

Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati

Aap kya Jaano

Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named

1-Rehmat-e-Saleem

2-Barkat-e-Saleem

3-Mehboob-e-Saleem

When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is

Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)
Molviyon ki Bus jarahi thi,
ek molvi ne kaha Rastey main kahin bhi larki dikhe to Astagfirullah kahna!
Kafi der baad 1 ne Astagfirullah Kaha
Baqi boley :
Kidhar hai ???
Kidhar hai ???
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