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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
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Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why women don''t mind their own business?
Ans:
1 => No Mind
2 => No Business . . . . . ;->
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May, 20 2010
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Sorry, but I can’t give you a job.
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In fact I’m just the right person in this case.
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()""()
(-.-)
(,) )
L L
()""()
(-.-)
(,) )
L L
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Haan Beybey
Phak Laii Cheeni
Na Beybey
Jhoota Marda
na Beybey
Lawaan Jutti
Na Beybey
Khol Bootha ...
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yawn and say loud ...
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Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha
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