Once a sardar was

Once a sardar was
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?
  

May, 20 2010     130 chars (1 sms)     2468 views       Funny

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Once A Journalist Asks

Meera What Types Of Roles Do U Prefer?

Meera Answers: Wese Tou Mjhy Chicken Roll
Pasand Hay Magar Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti

Hoon... :P ;->
Saving

Is

The Best

Thing ...

Specially

When

Your

Parents

Have

Done

It

For

You ... ;->


Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
A Smile Costs Less Than ELECTRICITY

But

Gives More Light

So

Alwayz Keep Smiling










Coz












Light Tou Aani Nahi Hy
Aap Apni Smile Se Hi Ghar Roshan Karo ... ;->

Son : Padosi ki ladki ko english nahi ati

Father: Tujhe kese pata?


Son : "GIVE ME SWEET KISS"

kaha 2 thappad marti hai

I

M a Y

b E

"b" "A" "d" !!!

B u T ...

I

a M

p E r F e C t L y

"G" o_O "d"

A t

I t ... [;->
1-5 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "MOM"

6-14 YEARS GIRLS LOVE "DAD"

15-21 YEARS LOVE "ME"

22-50 YEARS LOVE "HUSBAND"

51-100 YEARS LOVE
?

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"TERE BHI JALWE KAM NAHI HAIN YAAR"........ :p
Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanji bhi SMS pad sakte hain,
Ye SMS apko final testing ke liye bheja ja raha hai..
Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!!!.
"students Vs teacherz"..
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When We R in class, We R ''students'',
When They R in class, They R ''scholars''
When We corect Our writing, its ''overwritting'', when They corect their, its ''correction''
When We copy from otherz, We R ''cheaters'', when They copy, They R ''quotes''
When We joke in class, We R ''jokers'', when They joke, They R ''witty''
When We Don''T Do Our work On time, We R ''sluggish,''
When They Don''T Do, They R ''busy''
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Kya Ye khula TAZAAD Nhi?
Pathan In Crore-Pati



Amitabh : '' 9 0'' se pehly kia
aata hy ... ??

Pathan kaafi dair
sochny k baad bola

















Ayesha Manzil .. =P ;)
Ek admi rozay nhi rakhta tha.
Us k peer ne kaha tum roza rakho main wada kerta hoon roz tumhari ek Duaa qabul hogi.
Us ne roza rakha. Sara din bari mushkil se guzara.
Sham ko roza khol ke peer ke pas chala gaya.
Peer ne kaha mango kya mangte ho?
Woh bola peer sab subah EID kerwa do... =P ;->

SMS Packages band hony per 4 log bohat khush hongay.

Socho Kon?

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1. Faraz


2. Pathan


3. Sardar


4. Aap Samajh To Gaye Hongay. :-)