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My sweetheart,
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My sweetheart,
My sweetheart,
My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst
DOLL''S
is missng.
dikhe to batana..
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Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:
Sardar K Restaurant Per Customer Ne Kaha:
O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,
Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,
Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi... :-) :-)
Today is Newspaper,
Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
Kuch Bewakuf Log
Kuch Bewakuf Log Sms Ki Ek Line Parhte Hyn
Kuch Be Wakuf Sms Ki Do Line Parhte Hyn
Kuch Bewakuf Aadha Sms Parhte Hyn
Par Aap Ne Tou
Bewakufi Ki Hadh Hii Kerdi
Abhi Tak Sms PArh Rahe Ho . . . ;->
2 pathan masjid me
2 Pathan Masjid Me
Namaz Parhne Aye
1st Pathan: Chalo
Shukar Hy Namaz
Nhi Nikli Agar Wazu
k Chakar Me Parte
Tou Namaz Nikal Jati ;)
Marriage is the
Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred
ghareeb aadmi aik ka
Ghareeb Aadmi Aik Kaam Dil Khol Ke Karta Hai Socho Kia?
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3 Rupay May 500 Sms ... =P ;->
when i die bury me
When I Die, Bury Me
Deep
10 Feet Down As Far As
Leap
Place My Computer
Books On My Head
& Tell My Teacher
I m Dead
Place My Chemistry
Books On My Chest
Tell My Teacher How
I m At Rest
Place My Physics
Books On My Right
Hand
Tell My Teacher
Nothing I Understand
Place My Pak.studies
Books On My Left
Tell My Teacher
I Tried My Best
Also Tell Them Not
To Cry
Coz They Are Those
Who Made Me Die ...
Say No To Education ... ;->
Definition of High Heels:
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:
A Device Invented for Short Height Women,
Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek
Dosto Me Ap Ko Ek Zarori Bat Btana Chahta Ho.
Takey Pchlay Saal Ki Tara
Apko Afsoos Na Ho
Ramzan Aa Chuka He
Jis Ne B Meri Aftari Krni He
Mjhy Abi Bata De!
Faqat Is Dar Se Hum
Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ,
K Hum So Gay To.
Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.
Agar manzil ko pana hai
Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ..... .
Teri Shadi K Mauqe Per Us Ne tujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY..!!
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