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Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
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Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
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Ans. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
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May, 21 2010
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Lil Bad One lAwlX
Lil Bad One lAwlX
Height Of Romantic Shayiri
World''s Best Romantic Shaiyri
Ji Karta Hai Choom Loo Teri
Potty Me Pade Matar Ke Dane Ko,
Kambkhat Kabhi To Tere
Labo Se Hokar Gujra Hoga....
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What makes men chase
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
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.The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
ek aadmi doosrey se
Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:
"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "
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Doosra:
"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->
Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho
Oper se gussa aur DIL me pyar krte ho
Nazrain choraty ho DIL beqrar Kartay ho
Lakh Chupalo dunya se MUJHE sab pata hai
tum roz mere SMS ka intazaar krte ho . . . ;->
Sardar proposed a girl…
Sardar proposed a girl……
Girl said am 1 yr elder to u…….
Sardar said Oye no problem
soniye I’ll marry u next year.
2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
2 BANIA SIT IN A COFEE HOUSE.
1ST- JALDI PI, COFEE THANDI HO JAEGI.
2ND- TO KYA?
1ST- BEWAKUF, MENU CARD PADH
HOT COFEE RS.20 & COLD RS.40...
Dunya ka sab se romentic mulk
Dunya ka sab se Romentic Mulk kon sa hai??????
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Pakistan Kyun?
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kyun ka yahan har ghar me
rozana candle light dinner hoti hai.
thank you Wapda
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main
Khubsurat Phoolo’n Main
Haseen Wadiyo’n Main
Dilkash Baagho’n Main
Aap Jesa
1 Keeda Zarur Hota Hy ;->
If ur world is spinning around
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
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Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure
Papu Raat Me Bahar Nahi
Papu Raat Me Bahar Nahi Ghumta Hai
Puchho Puchho..????
Are Puchhona..?
Are Papu Andha Hai
Raat Ko Andhere
Me Use Kese Dikhega
WHEN
WHEN
YOU
CANT
SEE
THE
BRIGHT
SIDE
OF
THINGS...
THAN
POLISH
THE DULL
SIDE
OF
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SO SIMPLE. . . ;->
:#: A friend
:#: A friend
ll is like
( o ) a
( ? ) Guitaar
So
So
So
So
So
uski.
BAJATAY RAHO..;-)
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