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Q. WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS?
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Ans. A COUPLE ADOPTING A CHILD.
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May, 21 2010
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after putting us in
After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.
nahi samj ai ????
ya lo
aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona wa.
If people says you
If people says you are crazy, be patiend.
if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Student Mathmatics Ke Sir Se
Student Mathmatics Ke Sir Se
Sir Is Swal Ko Solution Karke Kar Do
Sir: Ye To Bachoo Ka Swal Hai
Student: Tabhi To Aap Se Pucha Hai
Examination Hall
Examination Hall Main Students Ka Naara . . .
"Ye Baazi Haq Ki Baazi Hy
Ye Baazi Hum Hiii Jeetai''n Ge
Har Jaib Se Pharra Nikle Ga
Tum Kitne Pharray Pharo Ge . . ."
G . A . MICRO ;->
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai
Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai
Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?
Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
Police ne larka
Police ne larka aur lrki ko motar cycle pe jatay rok kr pocha
Kya lagti hai yeh tmhari?
Lrka:Wesay to kuch nhi lagti,
Break lgaon to thori thori sath lgti Hai..
Susti bhare jism ko jagate kyo nahi?
Susti bhare jism ko
jagate kyo nahi?
Uth k sub k samnay
aate kyo nahi?
sms bhi tumhara smell
marta hai...
Thodi himmat ker k nahate kyo nahi ....:P
If ur world is spinning around
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure
Ek Road Pe Bht Saray
Ek Road Pe Bht Saray Log Ek Larke Ko Maar Peet Rhy The,
Ek Admi Ne Pocha Bhai Es Ko Kyun Mar Rhy Ho
Wo Bola K
Uski T.Shirt Pe Likha Tha
I M FARAZ :-D
Arz Hai
Arz Hai
"Unke Pyaar Ka Umr Bhar Intzar Kya,...
Unke Pyar ka Umr Bhar Intzar Kya...
auR..
AUR,
AuR
Us Intzar Me Na Jane Kitno Se PyAR KIYa.
Woh kya hai k jiss
Woh kya hai k jiss k liye tum kuch b kar saktey ho?
Mujhe pata hai! bataooon
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