Police ne larka

Police ne larka
Police ne larka aur lrki ko motar cycle pe jatay rok kr pocha

Kya lagti hai yeh tmhari?

Lrka:Wesay to kuch nhi lagti,
Break lgaon to thori thori sath lgti Hai..
  

May, 25 2010     167 chars (2 sms)     2071 views       Funny

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Democratic Difference B/w USA & PAKISTAN ...

IN USA .. U can Kiss at public Places but can''t shit .

In PAKISTAN .. U can shit in public places but can''t kiss . :)
Teachr 2 Students:
Wht Wil U Do Wid A
1000Rs. Lying On d
Floor? Wil U Keep It?

Student: Not @ All

Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht Wil U Do ?

Studnt: I''ll Spend It ... ;->
''Aya re larkiyon ki what lagane larkiyon ne kya hai larkon ko tang apni bi hai ab inse jung larkion ki baba assi tassi AYA RE LARKIOYON KI WHAT LAGANE BABA LARKE ZINDABAD''
''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''


Bohut udas he her shakhs tere jane se,
Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahane se,

Tu lakh khafa sahi magar ik bar to dekh,
Mohalay me Kitna kachra jama hai tere na any se.
Kanjoos k ghar Mehmaan aaey huay thy:

Kanjoos: Thanda peo ge ya Garam?
Mehman: Thanda.

Kanjoos: Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?
Mehmaan: Pepsi

Kanjoos: Bottle mein peo gay ya glass me?
Mehmaan: Glass me.

Kanjoos: Saada glass ma ya design wala?
Mehmaan: Design wala.

Kanjoos: Lines wala ya flowers wala.
Mehman: Flowers wala.

Kanjoos: Gulaab wala ya chambeli wala.
Mehman: Chambeli wala.

Kanjoos: Sorry Yaar! Hamaray ghar me aisa glass nahi hay.


Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->
''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''
When a man talks dirty
to a woman, it''s sexual
harassment.when a woman talks dirty to a woman talks dirty to a man,
it''s$3.95per minute.
Main Niyat Karta Houn ..! K Ajj Say Hr Larki Ko Maa Samjhoun Ga...!
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Apnay Honay Wale Bachoun Ki |''!''|
*. . .Agar teen din tak subha neend se jag ker kangha na kia jaye to hair style Veena Malik jesa ho jata hai.. ;)






*. . .Zubaida Apa k stylish totkey. . .*


Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)