teacher : U failure !

teacher : U failure !
Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide
  

May, 21 2010     132 chars (1 sms)     2478 views       Funny

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To,
Near
Police Station.

Respetd Sir,
As My Sweet''frnd'' 4got 2 SMS Me,I Kindly Request U2 Take Action Imedatly & Encountr His DABBA Mob
Tum pas aae.yon mukarae.

Apne batis dant muj ko dikae.

Dekh k mera dill

phoot phoot rota hai.

yar tum se ik brush b

theek se nehin hota hai.
Ek Cinema Me "Titanic"

Lagi Hui Thi,

Romantic Sceen Aya To Ek Chota Bacha Chilaya,
Mom , Dad

Daikhain Wo Apki Naql Kr Rahay Hain.
AAJ
MERi
SiM
Ki
BiRTHDAY
HAi.
AAP
CHAHAIN
TO
GiFT
SAMAJ KAR
ISME
100 Rs.
KA
BALANCE
DALWA
SAKTE
HO
ALLAH
NY
CHAHA
TO
AGLY
MAH
MOBiLE Ki B Birth''DAY MNAAIN GY

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Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
Real Story

At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
''Who said english is easy???
Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....''@''
A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting alone, after 1 hour he gathers enough courage to ask her
"Excuse me can i sit beside u?"

she responds loudly "NO I DONT WANA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U"

every 1 in the bar starts to look at the man, the man was embarrassed
After a few minutes the woman walks over to his table smiles n apologizes says u see im a psychology student studying how people respond to embarrasing situations,

Man replied(loudly): WHAT 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?:-D
Dis ones awesome!

How wud an angrez tel an indian naukar who cant undrstnd english 2 open d
door.
Speak Dis very fast.
"There was a Cold Day
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!


Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….
Flatter me ,and I may not believe you.
Criticize me, and I may not like you.
Ignore me, and I may not forgive you.
Encourage me, and I will not forget you.
Love me, and I will be forced to love you.