1. I may be paranoid,

1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.

2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.

May, 22 2010 255 chars (2 sms) 2438 views Funny

more Funny SMS Messages

Mei tou bus yuhi family ke sath

Mei tou bus yuhi family ke sath tv dekh raha tha "PAppu"

Ankhein sharam se neechäy ho gai jub suna hum ne

''This song is brought to you by touch condom.. ;->

-Commandar Safegaurd

Message Of Da Day

Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!

Ho sakta hai us nay...

Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd

GIRLS ARE LIKE...

GIRLS ARE LIKE...

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected

Student: DUBUK

Teacher :Do U Know How Titanic Sunk ???

Student: DUBUK

DUBUK

DUBUK

DUBUK

GULUM

GULUL

PICHIK ... ;->

''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...

''Udhar aap majboor baithe hain...

..Idhar hum majboor baithe hai..

.Baat ho to kaise ho.

Jab idhr udhr do kanjUs baiThe hai..''

if a paratha a piz

If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?

Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!

Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...

Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...

...

...

...

...

...

...Ghubara phatay tu THaaa Hoti ha :)

Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman

Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko,
Chicken Biryani,
Qorma,
Tikka Boti,
Seekh Kabab,
Custard
Gulab Jamun,
Ice Cream,
Kabhi Hamare Ghar Mehman Bankar Ana
Hum Tum Ko
Chicken Biryani
Qorma
Tikka Boti
Seekh Kabab
Custard
Gulab Jamun
Ice Cream

Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->

Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->

nafsiati tha

Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."
.
.
.
Samajh Aaya Kuch?
.
.
Nahi Na?
.
.
.
Ulti Seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha...
.
Nafsiyati Tha Salaa...

Kameeni Msg Padhne Wala Sirf Mera Hy

1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)

i am doing candle lite

I am doing candle lite. . . . .
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Poti !

"Geo WAPDA sada Geo"

memon se farishty ne pucha

1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.

Categories Anniversary Ascii Bengali Birthday Break Up Broken Heart Christmas Decent Diwali Double Meaning Durga Puja Easter Eid Mubarak English Poetry Exam Faraz Fathers day Flirt Friendship Funny Geo Or Jeenay Do Get Well Soon Good Luck Good Morning Good Night Greeting Halloween Holi Independence Day Inspirational Insult Islamic Khichdi Kiss Love Love Stories Miss You Mother's Day Naughty New Year Pashto Politics Punjabi Q n A Quatations Rainy day Rakhi Ramdan Riddle Romantic Sad Sardar Smile Sorry Teachers day Today's thought Urdu Poetry

1. I may be paranoid,

more Funny SMS Messages

Search SMS Messages