1. I may be paranoid,

1. I may be paranoid, but that doesn''t mean they are not really out to get me.

2. What''s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
About 25 to 30 pounds.

3. What''s the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
About 25 to 30 minutes.

May, 22 2010 255 chars (2 sms) 2235 views Funny

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bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
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khud ka bheja to chalta nahin,
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Ek Nazr mE bhI Pyar Hota HAi mainay suna hai.

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Larka HO agr Kana tO
Khtam Wahin pe Hoti HAi
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Falling in love is

Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!

Ya ALLAH YA REHMAN YA RAHEEM

Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM

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Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
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