Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga
Boy: Darling, tumhara naam apny haath pe likhu ya dil pe? Girl: idhar udhar Q likhty ho.. agar sacha piyar kirty ho to apni property papers pe likh do.
Oye teri larkian kitni chalak hogye hn star plus dekh ker
Saveray jaldi uth k,Naha k,Saf Jay kapre pa k,Msjid ja,ALAH agay sajde pay k,Akhan band kar k,Sache Dil nal puch,"MOLA jadon tusi aqal vandi, main kithe c"
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
