yamraj took man to hell.....

yamraj took man to hell.....
yamraj took man to hell.....
there he saw gandhi jee dancing wid bipasha..
man asked yamraj:gandhi jee ki saza itni mazedaar ku?
yamraj:saza tu bipasha ko mili hai...
  

May, 22 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2123 views       Funny

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Biwi Shohar Se
"Tum Shaadi k Baad
Badal Gaye Ho !"

Shohar:
"Mene Tumhei''n Pehly
Hi Bata Dia Tha k
Mujhy Shaadi Shuda
Larkio''n Main Koi
Dil-chaspi Nahi .." ;->
They Say

One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy


Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends



If They Seem Normal ,




You Are This One .... ;->
3 gift from govt pakistan
on NEW year 2008





1.Gas band

2.Bijli band

3.Atta band



Agr ap chahte ho k awam ki
gand b band ho jae tu "CYLE"
PER MOHR LAGAO.
1 bAt soCh rAhE hAiN PAthAn,ZArdAri,PAppu,FArAaz bAith kAr.


Ye sALAy SAntA Or BAntA kidhAr chALE gAe HuMMe MsgZ mE bhEj kAr... ;->

Upss sochnay ki bAAt hy =P
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don''t disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.


1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)
A Wedding

Is Just Like

A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your

Own Flowers ...
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love
You"ve given me Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you"re my darling wife(Husband).Happy Anniversary
There is a great saying ...
"If u want to b Great,
u must walk with Great people"...




seriously,I hav no objection.
you can walk with me
NA jane kesse kesse log pallay par jatay hain zindagi ki dour main me agay barh jatay hain par kuchlog apke jassay b hotay haindo char $m$ ker do pechay par jatay hain.
Several Women Appeared In Court, Eah Accusing The Other Of The Trouble In The Flat Where They Lived . . .
The Judge Called For Orderly Testimony . . .
''''I''ll Hear The Oldest First'''' He Decreed. . .
The Case Was Closed For Lack Of Evidence. . . :p ;->


All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.