a sardar to another

a sardar to another:name 5 animals living in water.
sardar:1 frog.
2nd sardar:theek hai hor dus,
sardar:frog da praah,pheen,piyo,te maa

May, 22 2010 139 chars (1 sms) 2440 views Funny

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Hum bhool jane walon

Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete hain,

WAH,WAH
IRSHAD..
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete han,

JOOTA UTARTE HAIN

aur

aur

MOZA SUNGHA DETE HAIN!:-)''

Pyar Me Aur Photograph

Pyar Me Aur Photograph Me Kia Similarity Hai...?

D0n0 Andhere Me Develope H0te Hai ;)

ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ll Desirable thing''s in life are either...

ILLEGAL,

BANNED,

FATTENING,

EXPENSIVE,

OR''

MARRIED TO SOMEONE ELSE...!!(,")

Imagine World Without GIRLSfu8

Imagine World Without GIRLS

Roads Sunsaan,
Markets Viraan,
Na Janu Na Jaan,
Na Koi Girl Friend K Liye Pareshan,
Bus Namaz & Quran.......

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All Boys Direct Jannat-ul-Muqam

1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat

1 TT Pistol Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano Musharaf Babu . . .

Har Larke Ka Khwab Hota Hy 1 TT Pistol

Har Mard Ki Shaan Hoti Hy 1 TT Pistol

Aur

Mobile Cheen''ne K Kaam Aati Hy 1 TT Pistol ;->

bv shadi se pehle

Bv:
Shadi se pehle to tum mujh per bare sher kehte the!

Husband:
Ab waqt badal gaya hy

Bv:
Phir b ''JAANI'' koi sher kehdo!

Husband:
lo sunO

Jane jigar janeman

90 kilo tera wazan

Tu jo gir jaye mujh par

Mar jaonga me sanam...:-)

The Dentist To The Little Kid ...

The Dentist To The
Little Kid ...

'''' What Kind Of Filling
Would You Like For
Your Tooth ? ''''

'''' Chocolate, Please ... ''''
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ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi

Ek larki bathroom me naha rahi thi
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Aur
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Darwaza bund tha. :-) :-)}

Chor Se-" Wada

Police-Chor Se-" Wada Karo Aagey Se Kabhi Jeb Nahi Katoge !"

Chor-"Mai Wada Karta Hun Ab

Aagey Se Nahi

Balki Pichhe Se Jeb Katunga..

One day de

One day de Fat Ram Singh visits Dietitian..

Doctor Said: Run 8 Km for 300 days...

Ater 300 days Ram Singh ne phone kiya....

sir mein slim ho gayi..lekin

Doctor: lekin..?

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2400 km away from home...!

Gabbar : Arey Oo

Gabbar : Arey Oo Samba ! Kitne Admi The Re?

Samba : Pata Nahi Sarkar ! Mein To Aurtein Hi Gin Raha Tha.

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,

Haqiqat samjho ya afsana,
Apna samjho ya baigana,

Hamara aapka rishta he purana,
Is liye farz tha aap ko batana,

kay garmiyan aa gayi hain,
Ab shuru ker do roz nahana!

jao nahao (,?. *,?.)

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