Bathmeez

Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR

May, 22 2010 135 chars (1 sms) 2110 views Funny

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Phatan:

Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.
Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.
Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay . :->

i got zero marks in exam

I Got Zero Marks in Exam.
So Check the Paper and Tell me I am right Na!

Q.1 What is Formula of Water?
Ans: H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O (H to O).

Q.2 Till When 2nd World War was Fought?
Ans: From page 115 to page 120.

Q.3 Who Was Bhagat Singh?
Ans: Ajay Davegan, Bobby Deol.

Now Tel Me Who is Wrong,
Me or Teacher?:-)

''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”

''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”
Page no 1
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Ek dafa ka zikr he Kisi gaon me ek chor khandan rehta tha un k yahan ek chor paida hoa,pehly wo choti choti choriyan karta tha ,phr daky dalny shuru kiye phr…
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Last page
Aur aj who ek mulk ka saddar he.
The End''

''We will now upgrade

''We will now upgrade your brain, please wait....Searching....searching...still searching....sorry,NO BRAIN found...!''

Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Teacher: Dunya K Pehle Insaan Ki Nationality Kya Thi?

Boy: Pakistani.

Teacher: Woh Kese?

Boy: Uske Paas
Na Ghar Tha
Na Aata
Na Bijli
Na Cheeni

Phir Bhi Woh Zinda Tha. :-)

/ Height Of Job Frustration //

// Height Of
Job Frustration //

A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->

Police Constable

Police Constable to his SOn: "Tumhara result acha Nahi aya, aj se Sara Khelna ,Baher jana Or T.v BAND"
Son: " Yeh 100 ruppee Pakro orr Mamla khatam karu "

Aeroplane Wright Brothrs

Aeroplane Wright Brothrs

Cycle Macmillan

Telephone Graham Bell

Telescope Galileo

Exams

Saale Ko Dhundo Re, Pakad K Marenge

Wo samne walon ka larka

Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka
mujhey bohat tang krta hai
Dad:Main abhi usey police
k hawaley krwata hoon
ta k usey sakht saza miley
Girl:Oh no Dad,
Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil
saza dena chahti hoon
Dad:Kiya matlab
Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein
Dad:Waah beti waah,
intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.

A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

in school canteenth

In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :

"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"

A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!

kanjoos ashiq

Dil Torna ha Torr ja , muhkh morna hay mor ja, bus tuj sy ye iltija ha mari,,,,,,, mary tofay to wapis mor jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Bathmeez

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