A Chinese pair

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess
what they named them... Jo Hua, So Hua.

May, 22 2010 110 chars (1 sms) 2128 views Funny

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What is the height of kind heartedness?

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Its "me" messaging u

inspite of d busy schedule!

wen i was sad; u were thr...

wen i was sad; u were thr...

wen i was crying; u were thr...

wen i was unhappy; u were thr...

ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!!

Roses r red,

Roses r red,
Voiles r blue,
Monkeys like u,
Should be kept in zoo,
Don’t get angry u’ll find me there too
Not in cage but laughing on u.

Hundred word does not give pain...

Hundred word does not
give pain...

But

A ture friend''s silence
makes more tears in
heart...

So always keep in touch
my FriEND.

ques do you know w

Ques: Do You Know
Which Animal Has Good
Manner?

Ans: Cat

Why?
Because It Always Asks
Permission Before
Coming Inside
''Maiauon''

bhikari kuch khana

Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->

''Arz kiya hai Teri soorat meri a

''Arz kiya hai
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Wah Wah Wah
Teri soorat meri aankhon main kuch is tarah bas gayi!
Jaisay chotay se raksha main moti Aunty phans gayi.''

WHY R DOCTOR’S

WHY R DOCTOR’S PRESCRIPTIONS IMPOSSIBLE 2 READ??????????

ANS : BCOZ THEY HAVE AN EXCLUSIVE MSG ONLY 4 D CHEMISTS….
“MAINE PATIENT KO LUT LIYA HAI,AB TERI BAARI HAI……..”

Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar S

Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Karo "Pappu"

Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Kro
>hAmY<

Log Roza Na Tor Dain Eid Ka Chand Samajh Kar.

Height of preence of mind...

Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"

Doc 2 Patient :

Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.

Kal 125 logo ko bewakoof banaya. Kaise?

Kal 125 logo ko
bewakoof banaya.
Kaise?

niche dekho..

Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha...
Ab 126 HOGAYE.....;->

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