mill gaya... oyee mill gaya....

mill gaya... oyee mill gaya....
mill gaya...
oyee mill gaya....
oyee hoiyee mill gaya.....
oye oye mill gaya....
oye oye oye mill gaya....
lallaa dhomm mill gaya......
yeh sms perhnay walla aik or pagal mill gaya
  

May, 24 2010     187 chars (2 sms)     1867 views       Funny

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Peer: Beta koi mannat mango

Mureed: Plz mujhy phir se unmarried kar dain

Peer: Bet mannat maango jannat naheen
Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.







Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.
Young Son: "Is it true, Dad, I heard that in sum parts of Africa a man doesn''t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad: That happens in every Country, Son :-|


HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . . .

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HAzrAAt DemAgh kA ELaAj kArwAiyE ELAAN sunA jAtA hAi
PArhA nhi jAtA.. ;->

A sweet demand by a kid.

He was beaten up by his mom.

Dad askd what happnd son?

kid said i cant adjust with ur wife anymore,

i want my own
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Gam woh cheez hai,
Jisse kagaz chipkaye jaate hain.
Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne candle jala di aur bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum nahin bachogi to plz candle bujha dena
My sweetheart,
My kuchikoo,
My nonumonu,
My golumolu,
My darlng,
My cutipie,
My jaanu,
My lovely,
My hertbeat,
My sweetst

DOLL''S

is missng.
dikhe to batana..
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
And
Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->
What Does Princess Diana & A Bottle Of French Wine Have In Common . . . ? ? ?






















They Both Came Frm France In a Wooden Box . . . ;->
Two sardars are driving in a car,one sardar puts on the indicator and asks the other to check if it is working.He puts his head out and says…..yes..no..yes..no..yes..no…………!!!!