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mill gaya... oyee mill gaya....
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mill gaya... oyee mill gaya....
mill gaya... oyee mill gaya....
mill gaya...
oyee mill gaya....
oyee hoiyee mill gaya.....
oye oye mill gaya....
oye oye oye mill gaya....
lallaa dhomm mill gaya......
yeh sms perhnay walla aik or pagal mill gaya
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May, 24 2010
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The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Part Is Not In Ur Hand.
The Future Is Not In Ur Hand.
But At Present
Dabba Mobile Is In Ur Hand.
Put Ur Hand On A Hot
Put Ur Hand On A Hot Stove For A Minute, It Seems Like An Hour...
But
Sit Wid A Pretty Girl For An Hour, It Seems Like A Minute...
That''s Reality.... ;->
1pagal 2nd se hath
1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->
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Arranged marriage :-
Rs 600000 -shaadi
RS 400000 - jwellery
Rs 50000 - shaadi ki rasme
...
Total - 10,50,000 RS
Love marriage :-
RS 100 - stamp paper
RS 20 - Notery
RS 50 - varmaala
RS 10 - photo
Total 180 RS
Paisa aapka...Pasand aapki...Faisla aapka
Jaago grahak jaago. lover k saath bhaago!! :P
TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
GHU SE YAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
JAB BETHY BETHY NIKAL JATI HAI POON
POON SE PHIR YAAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
''If you think there
''If you think there is good in everybody, you haven''t met everybody.''
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Ankhain kissi k Husn-E-Tasawar Me Band Thin
Duniya Samjh Rahi Thi, Neend Aagai Mujko
Shadiya Karo KASHISH Ki Tarah,
Lambi Umar Ho BAA Ki Tarah,
Rote Raho TULSI Ki Tarah,
Aur,
GADHO,
*Plus Band Karo Aur Insaan Bano
Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???
Question!Aysi Ki Tessi Kab Hoti Hai ???
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Ans:Jab Lose Motion Lage Hon Aur Pajame Ki Giraah Na Khuley
L . I . F . Ef
L . I . F . E
Is LiKe
BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz ...
BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ...
UnTiLl ,
yOu FiNd A nUt YoU |IkE ... [:
Girl asks her lover,
Girl asks her lover, will you love me like this after marriage also? Boy: Yes, only if your husband does not have any problem.
If ever I was rude to u
If ever I was rude to u
if ever I was angry with u
if ever I misbehaved with u,
then dont hesitate.
JUST SLAP URSELF.
galti tumhari hi hogi. :-)
kdi na wi lya kr maama
Pathan India gya whan barish ho rahi thi,
wo mander me ja kr bagwan ko bahir phank ker bola,
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"Kdi na wi lya kr maama"... ;->
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