Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Khush to bahot hoge tum,

Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,

Magar aab kya karoge...?

Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?

Ha ha ha ha
  

May, 24 2010     147 chars (1 sms)     2648 views       Funny

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Open The Phone Directory And Search For

AVAGADRO ... ;->
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soft as a mother''s lap
no rose as lovely as her smile,
no path so flowery as that
imprinted with her footsteps.
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Student : A LECTURER Is A Person Who Has A Very Bad
Habit Of Speaking When Someone Is SLeeping.
Load-Shedding Mein kya,kya zulam Nahi Huwe Humray saath.
Faraz...

Naala khench Dala kisi Zalim ne Generater ki Rassi samajh kar...!
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter''s photograph is on femina cover,
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girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper
Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
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Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
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"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->