Santa was caught

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I''ll take the money.

May, 24 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 2257 views Funny

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Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

So if u see darknes in ur life
assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u...

(A public service Msg 4rm KESC)

Man 2 Pathan:

Man 2 Pathan: Khanji kal maine apko phone kia par apne uthaya nai.
Phathan: Kyun uthata. Yeh jo maine 30 Rupaiyye deke Gana lagwaya hai, woh tera Baap sunega?

if i had a flower fo

If I had a flower for

each time I thought of My Mother,

I could walk in my garden forever.

Happy Mothers Day

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .

Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .

Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"

nobodys like you m

Nobody''s Like You, Mom

Nobody''s quite like you Mom.
You''re special in every way.
You cheer me up you fill my cup
With tenderness come what may.

Nobody loves me like you Mom.
No matter what I do Good or bad, happy or sad,
You support me You always come through.

Nobody''s equal to you, Mom.
With you in my life, I''m blessed.
I love you so, and I want you to know
I think you''re the very best!

By Joanna Fuchs

1 memon subha so ko utha to

1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”

Check Out 3D Msg first time on mob

Check Out 3D Msg first time on mob
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D D D..
NICE NA KAL 4D BEJUNGA!

siut acha hai

Boy 2 Girl: Suit bohat acha pehna hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
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Girl: Thanks
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Boy: Makeup b bohat acha hai
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Girl: Thnx "BHAI JAN"
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Boy: Phir b buri lag rahi ho :-P

Yaar Ranjha Chala Gya

Yaar

Ranjha Chala Gya

Mahiwal Duub Gya

Majnu Bhi Nahi Raha

Romeo Bhi nahi

Meri Bhi Tabiyat Ab Theek Nahi Rehti

Pata Nahi Ab Larkiyon Ka Kia Banega ;->

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

Tumhar msg ka intzar rehta hai

subajh sham dil beqrar rehta har

koi joke, koi shair, koi kahani bhejo

tum se rabta karne ko dil lagatar rehta hai

hoti hai khushi mil jaye jo msg tumhara

dair ho jaye, Ji sogawar rehta hai

teray her lafz se roshni photti hai

teray her khayal pe mujhe ikhtiar rehta hai

ab to mushkil hai is package se bachna

10 rupes loan "U" walon ka aksar udhar rehta hai . . . ;->

larki wale aap ka

Larki wale: aap ka beta kya karta hai?

Ans. larke ki amma ne kaha,

Mera beta 3.62 rupe mei 500 sms karta hai ROZANA... =P ;->

AAP VOTE KIS KO DAINGE ?

AAP VOTE KIS KO DAINGE ?

PPP KO ?

MMA KO ?

MQM KO ?

ANP KO ?

PML Q KO ?

PML N KO

VOTE JIS KO BHI DO
LEKIN

WINNER ?
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PARVEZ MUSHARRAF ONLY. . . ;->

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Santa was caught

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