Santa:

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.

May, 24 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2240 views Funny

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Biwi(Gusse Mein)

Biwi(Gusse Mein) Tumhare Dimaag Me To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai...!

Shuhar(Pyar Se) To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kion Rahi Ho......!!??

Have u heard about

Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles? He''s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.

''Wht''s d similarity

''Wht''s d similarity between a girl & petrol? 1. both r explosive 2. both r hot 3. both r dangerous when kept in open''

happy birthday enj

Happy Birthday , Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Merry Christmas Now bug off and don''t annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!

aik pathan dusre se

Aik pathan dusre se
o yara mere pait main gas ha:
Dusra pathan: khuda ka shukar ada kar
k petrol nhi ha warna America
ne qabza kr lena tha...=P;->

Can you explain

Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off.

Khush Khabri.

Khush Khabri...???
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Sharam ani chahey
Pakistan me rehte ho or Khush khabri ki Umeed rakhe hoye ho
kamal hai yar ;->

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya

Ek Memon dOctOr k pass gaya aur bOla
k ghar ja kar mareez check karne
k kitne paise Lo ge?

DoctOr: 300 rupay

Memon: Chalein DoctOr sahab..

Ghar pOhnche tOu DoctOr
ne pOocha k mareez kahan hai?

Memon: Mareez kOi nahi hai,
Taxi wala 500 rupay maang raha tha
aur aap 300 mein le aaye

is saal aata sasta h

Is Saal Aata Sasta Ho Jaye Ga

Kyun K

Tamaam Cricket
Ground Gandum Ki Kasht K Liye Khali Hain...!!;->

If A Man Smiles All The Time ...

If A Man Smiles All The Time ...

He Is Probably Selling

Something

That Doesn''t Work ... ;->

WhaT IS Emotion?????

WhaT IS Emotion?????
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Your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes car and you don't know whether to laugh or cry :S

befor and after

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Perfumes
Love letters
Laptops
Cards
N95
After marriage:
Pain killers
Loan papers
Unpaid bills
Nokia 1202..

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