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Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain.

Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.

Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. :-)

May, 05 2010 185 chars (2 sms) 2001 views Funny

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Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga "doston"

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)

dual heart attack message

Dual heart attack message

girl sends message to her boyfriend: lets break up it is all over now

girl sends a message again: sorry it was not for you

Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,

Jo AfrAAd sMs MosuL kAr rAhey hain,

UnSy iLtimAs hai
K jAwAbi sMs
LAzmi IrsAAL karein,

JAwAb MosuL nA honay ki SurAt mein sMs ki frAhmi,

MunqAtA krdi jAygi

ShukriyA

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,

Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye.
Par jab pata chala ki nazarein hi tirchhi hai,
to hum behosh ho gaye

duniya k das bardey shaitan,

duniya k das bardey shaitan,

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Oh I am unable to write your name ten times in a row

MOTOROLA K Add Mai

MOTOROLA K Add Mai ADNAN SAMI K Liye Kya Message Hai..?

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HELLO MOTO... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

things to remember

Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->

Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

zardari k liye mazm

"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.

Why Do All Cricket

Why Do All Cricket Players Wear Same Color Clothes?

Coz Its A Match. Got It Man

Best beghairat of da

Best beghairat of da
Year nominees are
1:Bush from USA.
2:Krzai from Afghanistan.
3:Pervez Musharf from Pakistan
But
Award goes to

Asif zardari
From SINDH

Wy do the number

Wy do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st?

When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke ;->

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