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Unka Ek
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Santa:
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...
---LAND---PAR----
CHUUT
Any Idea ?
No !
Don''t Think Wierd !
oK !
..
PTCL LAND LINE PAR
BHAARI CHUUT ;->
Teachr 2 Students:
Teachr 2 Students:
Wht Wil U Do Wid A
1000Rs. Lying On d
Floor? Wil U Keep It?
Student: Not @ All
Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht Wil U Do ?
Studnt: I''ll Spend It ... ;->
Why Is A River Rich?
Why Is A River Rich?
Bco Z It Has Two Banks!!
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .
Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .
English 100 - 00
Urdu 100 - 01
Maths 100 - 00
Science 100 - 00
Haramipan 100 - 100
A+ Excellent
5 frogs r sitting on a log
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide 2 jump off.
How many r left? ?
?
?
?
?
Still 5 left..
Moral:
There''s a lot of difference b/w deciding n doing. (:
Hello G G, G
Hello G
G, G
Acha G
Han G
Acha
Acha
Really
Na Oye
Phir
Sachi
Phir
Haan
Kaise
Acha
G
Haan
Kia?
Oh Nahi G
Sorry Wrong Number!
bus itna he kaha tha
Bus itna he kaha tha k Barson k Piyasay hain PaPpU,
Balti bher k us zalim ne ROH''AFZA bana diya... =P ;->
Police ne larka
Police ne larka aur lrki ko motar cycle pe jatay rok kr pocha
Kya lagti hai yeh tmhari?
Lrka:Wesay to kuch nhi lagti,
Break lgaon to thori thori sath lgti Hai..
Larka: larki ko tang kar raha tha
Larka: larki ko tang kar
raha tha
Larki:ap k ghar main
MAA,BEHAN nahi ha?
Larka:Hain, bus ap ki
kami hay
Larki:Ap ko meri kami
mehsus horai ha?
Ye baat agar mairay 5
BHAION Ko pata chali to
apkay ghar waloN ko
apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>
Who Wants 2 B A £MILLIONAIRE£
Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£
Let“s play?
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A.Kanjocee
B.No Balance
C.Dil nahien kerta
D.jaan boj ker
50/50
Phone a friend?
Ring me! I will tell you!
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