Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka

Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka
Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka



Ek Hamary 11 Players Khassi


Aur


Unka Ek


"Mike Hussey" :-)
  

May, 24 2010     113 chars (1 sms)     2306 views       Funny

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Maalik:abay nokar kuttay abhi tak tujh se machar nahi maray meray kano mien gunguna rahay hain

Nokar:sahab mainay machar maar diay hain yeh to un ki bivia hain jo vidva ho ker ro rahi hai
Zindagi mile itnay dhokay




chalo miti pao its ok.


Hun banda subah subah ki rola paawe
jis dil mein bsa tha pyar tera,
us dil nei dharkna chord diya,




ab rent pe dil ley guzara kar raha hoon
"Kash Hum AaPKA mOBILE
Number Hote"


"Har Waqt Aapko Yad To
hOTE"


"Bhale Aap Humain Badal
Datay Par"


"Humse Bicharnay Ki
Khabr To Sabko Detay.;->
3 Sardars talking about Aids1) Mai to condom k bina karta nahi.2) Mai to ungali me bhi condom pehenta hu.3) Mai to bilkul risk nahi leta Parosi se karwata hoon.
One day a sardarji was sitting in his office on the
thirteenth floor building when a man came running in
to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter
Preeto just died in an accident" Sardarji was in
panic.Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office
window. While coming down when he was near the tenth
floor he remembered he didn''t have a daughter named
Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered
he was not married.When he was about to hit the ground
he remembered he was not Santa Singh.
Kya Tumhari Tv Chal Rhi Hai?
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Pakad Lo,
Nhi To Bhag Jayegi
Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera
naam...

Tasvir bhi bana daki aur
likha ye paigam..

"zinda ya murda,

pakadne yale ko 5000
nakad inam..
A Poster on TV at Peace Rally in Mumbai..

"Politicians Divide us,
Terrorists Unite us..!!"

Now How True is it!
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...
Professional Lover''s:

Hajjaam:
Chehry Pe Mery Zulf Ko Bikhrao Kisi Din

Doctor:
Akhir Is Dard Ki Dawa Kya Hy?

Sunyara:
Kash Main Tery Haseen Hath Ka Kangan Hota

Wakeel:
Wo Qadam Qadam Pe Jeety, Main Qadam Pe Haara

Choki Daar:
Tooti Hy Meri Nend Magar Tumko Is Sy Kya?

Maali:
Suna Hy Boly To Baton Sy Phool Jharty Hain

Police:
Main Qatal Hova Kesy Mery Yar Sy Pocho

Driver:
Barra Kathan Hy Raasta Jo Aa Sako To Sath Do :-)