''Teacher 2 pthan jiss

''Teacher 2 pthan jiss ; ko sunai na de use english main kya kahenge?
pathan: jo marzi keh do g .

us ko konsa kuch sunai de ga;-)''

May, 24 2010 135 chars (1 sms) 3030 views Funny

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quitters never win

Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
Are
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"IDIOTS" ;->

There was this guy

There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->

A Nurse Fell In Luv With

A Nurse Fell In Luv With

A Doctor But D Nurse

Spent Most Of D

Time In D Medical Store Y?

Only D Medical Boy

Could Read

Doctor''s Luv Letter!

New Exciting

New Exciting Offer From
Uniliver Pakistan Limited.
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Ab Shampoo Ki Her Bottle K Sath 1

"AATE"

Ka Sachet Bilkul Free.:-

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

Life While Doing M.B.B.S

1sr Yr: Yahoo I''m In
Medical College

2nd Yr: Kahan Phans
Gaya? Help Me

3rd Yd: Severe
Migraine, Sumtymz
Pagalpan b

4th Yr: Aah Soon It''ll
b Over

5th Yr: Finaly It''ll b
Over

House Job: I Did It

Job : I Love Myself

W8 a Min !
Sunthing Is Missing

Ohhh !!! Meri
"JAWANI" ;->

Professor he aate hon hafta

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey

Bemaar Baap Nay Beittey Say Kaha,Mujhay Jaanwaron K Doctor K Pass Lay Jaow
Beitta,Woh Kiun
Baap:Es Liay K Roz Subah Murghay Ki Turah Utth Jatahon
Ghorray Ki Turah Bhaag K Office Jatahon
Gudhay Ki Turah Kaam Karta Hon
Ghar Aa K Sub Par Kutey Ki Tarah Bhounkta Hon
Or Raat Ko Es Bhainss K Saath So Jatahon

A man to Santa:

A man to Santa:
Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
Santa rushes home and came back within
half an hour and slapped the man
and said:
“He’s not my friend.”

a day will come

A Day Will Come . . .

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME

YOUR FAME

YOUR PERSONALITY

YOUR THOUGHTS

YOUR VIEWS

But keep in mind,

April Fool comes once a year.

Congratulations!

It''s Gonna B Ur Day After 4 Days JAn|x . . . :p ;->

U r BEST Heart Surgeon

U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You

Patient : What are the chances

Patient : What are the chances
of my recovering doctor?

Doctor : One hundred percent.
Medical records show that
nine out of ten people die of the disease you have.

Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated.The others all died.

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